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SPECIAL STATEMENT!!!!!!


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I received this from the meteorologists association of Canada early this morning after the complete devastation the freezing rain wrought over our province last night.

 

 

WE, THE WEATHER MEN AND WOMEN OF CANADA ARE ISSUING A SPECIAL STATEMENT!!! WE ARE, IN CONJUNCTION WITH ENVIRONMENT CANADA, COMPLETE IDIOTS. WE REPEAT!!!! COMPLETE IDIOTS!!!! PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DETAILS!!!!!!! Thank you.

 

Thank goodness they're watching out for us.

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Only job in the world where you can be wrong 85% of the time and people still believe you!

Amazing isn't it Cliff? I especially love the "Blood Red" background those wearher statements are posted on. Ooooooooooooo.....Soooooo scaaarrrryyyyy!!!!!!

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Best weather forcast available!

 

Instructions for Newfie weather rock

put Newfie weather rock outside

 

If the rock is wet, it's raining.

If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.

If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.

If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.

If the rock is not visible, it is foggy.

If the rock is white, it is snowing.

If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.

If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.

If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.

If the rock is under water, there is a flood.

If the rock is warm, it is sunny.

If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.

If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.

 

 

Always 100% right!

 

S.

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I was bracing for freezing rain and 5-10cm of snow. Woke up to this....

 

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That looks absolutely horrible!! Did you stock up on supplies when you first heard it was on its way? Call if you need anything. I'll pull the chopper out of the hanger and bring you what you need. Damn thats just aweful. ;)

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Best weather forcast available!

 

Instructions for Newfie weather rock

put Newfie weather rock outside

 

If the rock is wet, it's raining.

If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.

If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.

If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.

If the rock is not visible, it is foggy.

If the rock is white, it is snowing.

If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.

If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.

If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.

If the rock is under water, there is a flood.

If the rock is warm, it is sunny.

If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.

If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.

 

 

Always 100% right!

 

S.

How do you tell the difference between a tornado and fog though? LOL

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They were bang on for my area last night, both with the amount of snow and the time it would start and stop. They also said we'd get some sun this afternoon and that's exactly what we have right now.

 

Course it's not very often that happens :lol:

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They were bang on for my area last night, both with the amount of snow and the time it would start and stop. They also said we'd get some sun this afternoon and that's exactly what we have right now.

 

Course it's not very often that happens :lol:

Hey Lew, our cottage is west of Buckhorn.

 

Still have a foot on the roof. How much snow did you get last night?

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Hey Lew, our cottage is west of Buckhorn.

 

Still have a foot on the roof. How much snow did you get last night?

 

We only got 5" over here but it's about 4 degrees right now so it's really heavy, but the good thing is it's melting too. I've got a gravel driveway and cleared it a couple hours ago and most of it is bare now.

 

Big Cliff is over on Sturgeon and he said they got 6-8" so you should be somewhere in between.

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Got out and cleared mine before it got too warm so it was still nice and light. Then the wind came up and drifted a lot of it back in. It has warmed up enough now that it isn't drifting any more and things are starting to melt again. I sure hope this is the last of it though!

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Got out and cleared mine before it got too warm so it was still nice and light. Then the wind came up and drifted a lot of it back in. It has warmed up enough now that it isn't drifting any more and things are starting to melt again. I sure hope this is the last of it though!

 

Thanks Guys.

 

I'm hoping for a slow melt.

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I'm hoping for a slow melt

 

Sposed to be cool for the next few days around here but then climbing to about +6 by next weekend and staying like that for awhile, so that should get some melting happening.

 

Hope it doesn't cause any damage to your place.

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