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misfish

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Here is a birthday joke for you,

 

a newfie goes to the circus and see's a man that says "step right up and have my elephant guess your age."

Well the newfie doesn't believe this for a minute and watches a little girl walk up and ask the elephant " How

old am I" , the elephant stomps ten times with his foot, " wow how did he know I was ten " says the little girl.

Next a little boy asks " how old am I " , the elephant stomps 5 times, "how did he know I was 5 ! ". Well the newfie still not convinced asks the elephant " How old am I", the elephant quickly lets off three consecutive farts! The newfie in an astonished voice says "Now how in the world did that elephant know that I was FARTY TREE years old!" :lol:

 

Happy birthday Misfish and hopefully many more to come.

Edited by express168
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