Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Your man card is considered to be safe if you can only describe primary colours. Any and all other colours are to be referred to as light or dark___________. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Caster Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You bought anything because you liked the color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Your man card is considered to be safe if you can only describe primary colours. Any and all other colours are to be referred to as light or dark___________. HH or dog *poop* brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 ....you feel a need to openly share personal and private aspects of your life on an open message forum with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Any time you find yourself urinating in the snow, you MUST make an attempt to write your name. HH And if your name is Evaristo Jimenez-Contreras...You'd better have another beer before attempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 ....you feel a need to openly share personal and private aspects of your life on an open message forum with strangers. LMAO! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Guess I'd better re-apply ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp33 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you stay home and dont go out fishing because its raining and you might get wet! HH This is to all my fair weather fishing friends! Pls re apply for your man card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp33 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you text with your wife for 2 hours, what could have been said 2 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Guess I'd better re-apply ! ME TOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmer Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You wear lip gloss/balm or you ask what way a screw turns or you get someone else to fillet your fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you call a SUV a truck. If you call a ENGINE a Motor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you call a SUV a truck. If you call a ENGINE a Motor!!! YES YES YES DAMMIT!!! A MAN SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BEETWEEN MOTORS AND ENGINES !! SCREW THE SPELLING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McCutcheon Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 you have to ask for directions...... after an hour of going in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 My "MAN CARD" just got taken away,but Im thinking,it,s for the better. What happen to "I WEAR THE PANTS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushart Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You have someone else sharpen your knives or you've never stuck your head in an icy cold lake after havin one too many pops the nite prior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) Eat water cress. Edited May 12, 2011 by kipawa jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassman87 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 you have a vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 you have a vagina I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I do almost all the grocery shopping and more then my share of household chores and cleaning and most of the cooking too. My man card has not been valid since 1984. Sometimes late at night when its quiet and I'm alone I get it out and stroke it a few times....and then put it back in my wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you can successfuly name all the types of makeup, your mancard is revoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushart Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 I cannot believe my 1000th post was bout bein Hungover---guess I'm fishally a member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) I cannot believe my 1000th post was bout bein Hungover---guess I'm fishally a member you can have your man card back... Edited May 12, 2011 by GBW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwpowell Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 You dye your hair, trim, your armpit hair, goto a salon and not a barber. Say bye to your card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
express168 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you cannot change a flat tire or change your own oil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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