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[MJL]

From an argumentative standpoint, I feel the validity of your points are diminished by the constant use of cliché catch phrases and metaphorical blurring without the presenting a whole lot of facts - how political In fact I’d call a lot of it sheer plagiarism.

 

With that said, automatic complaint generators can be used to achieve the same thing in a lot less time. Plug in the organizational name into the box and go to town.

[Ben_Daniels]

For the record I did not read any of your essay...I mean post, but I still disagree with you....My name is Tyler Durden

 

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

 

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

 

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

 

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

 

#5 - One fight at a time.

 

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

 

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

 

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Edited May 14, 2010 by Ben_Daniels

[pikehunter]

Hey thanks for posting this. Now I am bored enough to be able to get back to sleep. Knew there would be something or someone on OFC this morning that could erase all the thoughts and ideas that were racing through my mind as I laid in bed at 3 - 4 A:M trying to get back to rest..Good night and see you when the sun comes up.

 

Must have scored yourself some cheap crack.

[Terry]

when they tell you to take ALL your pills

 

 

please take them

[Roy]

Everyone knows where that came from but that wasn't my first hint. Anyone who rides a turtle to school can't be that quick.

[ChrisK]

This was a fishing website last time I checked...

[crappieperchhunter]

I didn't read past discover as I didn't see fish porn...

You made it farther then ME I saw the original posters name, checked the size of his rant and skipped right to everyone's comments....cause I knew it wasn't going to be worth my time to read it. Was I wrong

[Alumacraft]

Check out the big brain on Brad say what one more time......

[bigugli]

I think cranky pants needs a timeout

[Daplumma]

Didn't think Mikie was that clever.

 

http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html

 

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

[ehg]

Wow. "OFC" was substituted 33 times in that original composition. That has to be a record of some sort.

Yup, a lot of copy/paste and fill in the blank with OFC. Need more fishing reports, please.

[packrat]

Hmmm-----pharfalonus of the blowhole maybe??????

[HTHM]

If that was an attempt at humour, it was very feeble.

[Gerritt]

after reading that.... I am dizzy.

[outllaw]

wow.

if a canoe was going down the road, and one of its wheels fell off.

how many shingles does it take to roof a doghouse?

5 why.,,, because theres no bones in ice cream.

that makes more sense to me.

[solopaddler]

Everyone knows where that came from but that wasn't my first hint. Anyone who rides a turtle to school can't be that quick.

 

 

Didn't think Mikie was that clever.

 

http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html

 

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

 

 

Yup, a lot of copy/paste and fill in the blank with OFC. Need more fishing reports, please.

 

 

What amazes me is so many of you thought this was legit.

The second I read the first couple of paragraphs it was obvious OFC had been inserted into the message.

 

My personal guess was that it was replacing "CNN".

 

The reply to Splashopper was particularly inventive I'll give him that much.

 

Needless to say I'm surprised at you Mykester, overall that was quite lame.

[Gerritt]

Didn't think Mikie was that clever.

 

http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html

 

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

 

 

 

Thank you, It makes sense now.

 

G

[justin elia]

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the NSA, and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cuz I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area", 'cuz they don't give a crap. It won't be their kid over there, getting shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cuz they were pulling a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and darn' play slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the darn' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starving 'cuz every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better. I figure: damn it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected President.

 

Good movie.

[Fish Farmer]

My first thought, Why??

Hannibal Lector

Is that really you riding that Turtle??

One thing about OFC, the door opens and closes. You can leave, no one here will miss you.

Edited May 14, 2010 by Fish Farmer

[bushart]

Man I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes......

[Guest gbfisher]

http://hk.video.yahoo.com/video/video.html?id=671738

 

 

[JohnF]

I'm waiting for the punch line here.

 

JF

[anders]

Good movie.

 

Thats what i was thinking when i was reading this...then i thought man, wouldn't it be cool if Matt Damon actually joined OFC!

 

Nicely Done Bill!

[danbouck]

ummm... nice fish.

 

I agree

[irishfield]

I see a BAN in the future...

 

I think he's protected under the young offenders act...

 

.. also great to copy, edit for name(OFC) and paste !

 

I thought Lundboy left.. now we have two of them!

Edited May 14, 2010 by irishfield