Most stupid thing you've heard while fishing,

[beginner]

I have a friends that always ask me to go fishing with them but their is always one guy ask as go let move to the other spot just becuase he is not catching fish and all of us catching and having fun... that really pissed me off... Can we go...?? come on

 

or sometimes he will throw his line and tangle up with and he would say, is ur line in there?? How stup can you be???

 

or even when you go river fishing and you said fish on!! always "some" idiot dont bother getting thier line out... and when you tangle ur line with them, omg you have fish... didnt I just said that?!! lolz

[Whitespinnerbait]

Here's the most Stupid thing I hear when i'm fishing with a buddy............is it time to LEAVE yet????

[Billy Bob]

A nuisance line down niagara.... "Catch any dead bodies lately????"

 

YES.......but we practice catch and release........

[tb4me]

This one blows my mind.. Daily I see this..I need a job with the MNR when everyday I drive by the Grand river to see the guys lined up in a known walleye spot. Or when you go down for a walk with the dogs and some guy has a FAT waleye in his hands walking to his car...I get sick of calling the tips line and telling people that they are breaking the law..They truely dont care. We will be lucky to have any walleye left in the river by opening day around here...

[Billy Bob]

You just want to throttle them

Of course, that would never happen to Billy Bob, he doesnt even get his bearings wet.

 

You got that right Buddy Boy......my rear roller is BARELY touching the water.......someday I will give all you C.C. a lesson on how to launch and retrieve a fishing boat.....

[Joeytier]

"There are fish in Lake Ontario?!

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I don't mind. I make sure they know that there definitely isn't, and that they tell all their friends.

[Dabluz]

Early spring trout fishing....I mean real early and very cold with rain and snow. Fishing with a guy who makes fishing films for TV. He insisted on using a fly rod and dry fly early in the morning and then late in the afternoon. Would not go fishing at midday when there were a few flies.

 

Had the line coming out from behind the fly reel (line was spooled backwards too) and called himself a pro.

 

There were 4 of us and if I hadn't used a black Panther Martin, we would not have caught any fish.

[Rod Caster]

Not as stupid as it is innocent... But when a new fisherman asks " how do you know when there's a fish bitin?"

[DRIFTER_016]

Not as stupid as it is innocent... But when a new fisherman asks " how do you know when there's a fish bitin?"

 

I asked that once while bottom fishing in 400' of water off islamorada with 3#'s of weight on the line.

I asked the captain "how the heck do you know when you have a bite with all this line out and weight?"

His answer was simply "Oh, you'll know "

He was right, darn near got yanked outta the boat!!!!!

[Big Cliff]

I was fishing in Bobcaygon one time, up streem of the bridge (when you could still fish there) I hooked into a big carp using about 6# test line (wasn't fishing carp LOL). Anyway this carp decides to head down stream under the bridge. No problem, I had lots of line. This very nice little Asian guy comes over from the down stream side of the bridge and looks at me and says "we have conflict, you tangled up with my fish"! LOL. Seems the carp on my line had run down under the bridge, under his line, so he thought it should now be his fish. I solved it quuite easily, I just cut his line for him

[Skipper D]

And the guy who wants to go fishing with you , and how its very important that you don't ever go with out him , then once in the boat it starts , all the things he should of stayed home and done instead .

[skeeter]

just go fishing with our buddy skeeter...

 

What exactly are you trying to imply here geoff?

[express168]

" Cast over by those bubbles, there is a fish breathing over there!"

[Sinker]

" Cast over by those bubbles, there is a fish breathing over there!"

 

No, those are fish farts......didn't you know that?

 

S.

[Garfisher]

Guys on the Midland town dock using perch as bait for Pike. Told them they were now illegal, they said that in the regs it said perch could be used for bait.

[singingdog]

"All you need to catch ___________, is ___________, but they aren't biting today."

[Musky or Specks]

All those clowns who think a 17 inch bass is a five pounder

[Fish4Eyes]

Took a friend who is noob to fishing to the West Arm last summer. His mission was to catch big pike. He puts on a xrap, makes 15-20 casts, puts down his rod and says "you should of told me there is no fish here, this sucks". According to him, the fishing sucked all week as he was being outfished 10:1

[Harrison]

The fine fellows that say "oh, you fish bass tournaments, that must be easy I catch bass all the time"

[GBW]

What exactly are you trying to imply here geoff?

come on skeeter, you know fare well it was a joke as I haven't heard from nor seen you in a while.

[Homer Is King]

It seems my timing is terrible. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard "You should have been here yesterday!! They were on FIRE!!"

 

 

[GBW]

It seems my timing is terrible. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard "You should have been here yesterday!! They were on FIRE!!"

you should have come with us yesterday to the lake, the crappies were on fire!

[mike rousseau]

"i'd never eat perch caught downriver of the domtar paper mill in cornwall.... too much pollution in those perch..."

 

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

 

 

 

do people not realize that most of ontario's moving water eventually flows through the st.lawrence... all the factories and pollution on all the great lakes and tribs all make it this way... and some people think the paper mill is the deal breaker...lol

 

oh well... no fish fry for you...lol

[Walshskie]

My buddys friends brother caught a 80 lbs musky.

[Jigger]

^^ Makes me think of...

 

"a buddy of mine sent me a pic of the new WR Pike caught from Nipissing by a friend of his uncles neighbour just the other day"...