Meely Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 "Do unto others...............then SPLIT !! " Meely
Gerritt Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." - Julius Caesar "Take it to the Mattresses." - Vito Corleone "My father taught me many things. . . keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Mr Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle, a missing piece. - Citizen Kane I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me? - Meet the Parents, spoken by Robert de Niro Edited June 23, 2008 by Gerritt
turtle Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Alcohol-the cause and solution for all life's problems. H. Simpson
Tinman Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 I am a Huge fan of the show, Rescue Me, which has many great quoates, not many i can put here but htis is a great one. Janet: A pipe is leaking in the kitchen, and Roger is coming over for dinner. Tommy: He can't fix it himself? Janet: No, he's not good with tools. Tommy: That's funny, seeing how he is one. Johnny: So, you're not in jail yet? Tommy: No. Why would I be in jail? Except for maybe killing you, which I would right now, except it would interupt my smoke. --Denis Leary as Tommy Gavin
scuro Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -- Albert Einstein (the godfather of the matrix)
Rich Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP!" Winston Churchill
JohnF Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Not exactly an aphorism, but kinda good all the same, and again no known author that I can identify - To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. JF
addict Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 IF MY SOULS BECOME MY FREEDOM AND MY FREEDOMS TURNED TO GOLD THEN ILL ASK THE FINAL QUESTION IF THE ANSWER COULD BE SOLD-BLACK SABBATH.
Tinman Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "i'm no hero, I'm a fireman" Denis Leary as tommy Gavin
kickingfrog Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 More of an observation but with his passing this one from George Carlin makes you wonder. Think about how stupid the average person is... half the population is stupider then them.
Moosebunk Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 It's better to look good than to feel good. B. Crystal
Sinker Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Most men spend their whole life fishing, without realizing its not the fish they're after.
holdfast Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 My Dads favorite saying to me Youll never miss the water till the well runs dry My favorite A deer leading Lions or You look like a deer caught in the Headlights................Dumbfounded or surprised
oxcowboy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "what we do in life echoes through eternity" Gladiator " I'm your huckleberry" Doc holliday from the movie tombstone " if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle" unknown but makes for a good reply for someone who what ifs alot. lol jason
blarg Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 " You're gonna need a bigger boat" "there there, shutup boy" "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." "He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?"...
MuskyBill Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6XMIldkRU "I don't know, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." - Jean Chretien Edited June 24, 2008 by MuskyBill
gone_fishin Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked" - Bernard Meltzer
danbo Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hafta flop around on his butt!
Randy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Life's full of disappointments, and that's just one of them.
Roy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 There are tons of great quotes. I don't have any favorites. Each has its own time and place. For example, some of my best ones are not the quotes you'd use at a funeral or wedding...or even a candle lit dinner. Most of the really fine quotes are not a product of thought/contemplation...they were just blurted out by someone at a very opportune time. And, on that thought, I'll leave you with "Never let your dingle-if dangle-if in the dust." ...as told to me by an old Welsh bud about 45 years ago.
yellowboat Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time" T.S. Eliot Work to live NOT live to work
wallyboss Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) To fish or not to fish, that is the question!!!!! I think it's from a guy with a cheap Shakespeare rod and reel. Edited June 24, 2008 by wallyboss
cranks bait Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "Did I disappoint you, or leave a bad taste in your mouth?"-U2 "I may look good now, but I'm fat when I'm naked!!!"-me (worked wonders in the bar) "On it like a fat kid on a Smartie"-Unknown
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