Your favourite quote.. (NF/FR)

[Meely]

"Do unto others...............then SPLIT !! "

 

 

Meely

[Sinker]

Size DOES matter!

[Gerritt]

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." - Julius Caesar

 

"Take it to the Mattresses." - Vito Corleone

 

"My father taught me many things. . . keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

 

Mr Kane was a man who got everything he wanted, and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle, a missing piece.

- Citizen Kane

 

I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me? - Meet the Parents, spoken by Robert de Niro

Edited June 23, 2008 by Gerritt

[lunkerbasshunter]

work hard play harder!

 

Cheers!

[turtle]

Alcohol-the cause and solution for all life's problems.

 

H. Simpson

[Tinman]

I am a Huge fan of the show, Rescue Me, which has many great quoates, not many i can put here but htis is a great one.

 

 

Janet: A pipe is leaking in the kitchen, and Roger is coming over for dinner.

Tommy: He can't fix it himself?

Janet: No, he's not good with tools.

Tommy: That's funny, seeing how he is one.

 

 

 

Johnny: So, you're not in jail yet?

Tommy: No. Why would I be in jail? Except for maybe killing you, which I would right now, except it would interupt my smoke.

--Denis Leary as Tommy Gavin

[scuro]

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -- Albert Einstein (the godfather of the matrix)

[Rich]

"NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP!"

Winston Churchill

[JohnF]

Not exactly an aphorism, but kinda good all the same, and again no known author that I can identify -

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

 

JF

[addict]

IF MY SOULS BECOME MY FREEDOM AND MY FREEDOMS TURNED TO GOLD THEN ILL ASK THE FINAL QUESTION IF THE ANSWER COULD BE SOLD-BLACK SABBATH.

[Tinman]

"i'm no hero, I'm a fireman"

 

Denis Leary as tommy Gavin

[kickingfrog]

More of an observation but with his passing this one from George Carlin makes you wonder.

 

Think about how stupid the average person is... half the population is stupider then them.

[Moosebunk]

It's better to look good than to feel good.

 

 

B. Crystal

[Sinker]

Most men spend their whole life fishing, without realizing its not the fish they're after.

[holdfast]

My Dads favorite saying to me

 

Youll never miss the water till the well runs dry

 

My favorite

 

A deer leading Lions or

You look like a deer caught in the Headlights................Dumbfounded or surprised

[oxcowboy]

"what we do in life echoes through eternity" Gladiator

 

" I'm your huckleberry" Doc holliday from the movie tombstone

 

" if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle"

unknown but makes for a good reply for someone who what ifs alot. lol

 

 

jason

[blarg]

" You're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

"there there, shutup boy"

 

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

 

"He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?"...

[MuskyBill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6XMIldkRU

 

"I don't know, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." - Jean Chretien

Edited June 24, 2008 by MuskyBill

[gone_fishin]

"A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked" - Bernard Meltzer

[danbo]

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hafta flop around on his butt!

[Randy]

Life's full of disappointments, and that's just one of them.

[Roy]

There are tons of great quotes. I don't have any favorites. Each has its own time and place. For example, some of my best ones are not the quotes you'd use at a funeral or wedding...or even a candle lit dinner.

Most of the really fine quotes are not a product of thought/contemplation...they were just blurted out by someone at a very opportune time. And, on that thought, I'll leave you with "Never let your dingle-if dangle-if in the dust." ...as told to me by an old Welsh bud about 45 years ago.

[yellowboat]

"Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time" T.S. Eliot

Work to live NOT live to work

[wallyboss]

To fish or not to fish, that is the question!!!!!

 

I think it's from a guy with a cheap Shakespeare rod and reel.

Edited June 24, 2008 by wallyboss

[cranks bait]

"Did I disappoint you, or leave a bad taste in your mouth?"-U2

 

"I may look good now, but I'm fat when I'm naked!!!"-me (worked wonders in the bar)

 

"On it like a fat kid on a Smartie"-Unknown