danbo Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) Nuke 'em with a Torpedo Diver The Torpedo Diver Is "the Pro's Weapon of Choice" The Troller's Ultimate Weapon! Fish Chase 'em Down Target Trophy Fish with the Torpedo Diver Edited March 25, 2008 by danbo
Disspatcher Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) "Keep your Balls in the boat......troll with Torpedo Divers!" OR "Balls Deep in Seconds..the New Torpedo Diver" OR "The New Meaning of Going Deep..Torpedo Divers" ---QB as a spokesperson OR "Now catch fish without getting your balls wet! The New Torpedo Diver!!" Last one..(for now:) ) Downriggers mean Down Time...stay in the action with Torpedo Divers. Disspatcher.tm:) Ok Ill stop now Edited March 26, 2008 by Disspatcher
HookNrelease Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) because fish dont have periscopes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the new TORPEDO divers*TM battle stations on your boat will be complete with the new TORPEDO Divers *TM No mate i said put the TORPEDO DIVER on not your speedo on Impress your buddies and the ladies with your new TORPEDO No fish were harmed in testing of the new TORPEDO diver, Now you can launch multiple Torpedos at your targets TM we went to great depth to prove our Torpedos work,,,,,,,,,*TM theres nothing easier than launching your own Tordedo TM thats my fun for now cheers ian Edited March 25, 2008 by Hooknrelease
walleyejigger Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 launch a torpedo, there's no time to waste time is precious, launch a torpedo
forrest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) OK...so I may need need a bit of help on this one because I do not know trolling terminology: "Target the deep deep fish with a torpedo fast dive planing weight" or "Why use an old style cannonball to get the those deep fish when you can use a torpedo?" or "Do better than a cannonball. Propel your bait/lure to the fishing depths with a torpedo!" or "Do better than a cannonball. Propel your bait/lure to the fishing depths with the speed of a torpedo! " or "take your bait/lure to the trolling depths on the tail of a torpedo." or "chicks dig a fisherman with a working torpedo" "complement your cannonballs with a proper torpedo" OK...those last two may not go over so well..... forrest PS: if I win a Torpedo Diver I will go trolling Edited March 25, 2008 by forrest
forrest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 "Keep your Balls in the boat......troll with Torpedo Divers!" Disspatcher. I like the one above by dispatch. Adding some description to the "Torpedo diver" part makes it even better (I think): "Keep your balls in the boat.....troll to the depths with a fast Torpedo Diver! forrest
Reef Runner Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Hey hook n release, "Because not all divers are made equally,,,, the new TORPEDO Diver will Scuttle the competition *TM" I find that one invalid as it has been authored in a previous posts...infringment is a Federal offence. reefrunner
forrest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 OK...the slashdot.org influence has gotten he better than me. Most non-slashdot guys will not get it: "This is not a dead weight patent troll. Its a patented trolling weight."
Guest gbfisher Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 You know, I just dont understand people sometimes. Vanselena has offered prizes for a contest that has to do with his/her product. Yet people take it as an opportunity to: 1) Crack jokes 2) Bash their product. Vanselena has went out of his/her way to answer all the question they can about the product, and has been nothing but very professional and nice about everything. It really pisses me off to see some people disrespect their product and this thread. If you have nothing nice to say, or no input on the thread topic (CONTEST), then DONT say anything at all. Man oh man. had to say the same thing twice did ya? Its OK stoty, Vans understands. What's a good product if it can't take fair questions. Was only looking for a yes or no. Funny how you thought my question was answered.
richyb Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) "Torpedo diver ..... goes down faster than your local call girl" ....... . " torpedo divers ... go deep or go home " " Why use a cannon when you can use a torpedo" " fish surrender to the torpedo" logo could be a fish waving a white flag hiding behind a rock with a pic of a torpedo in the top corner Edited March 25, 2008 by richyb
Stoty Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 had to say the same thing twice did ya? Its OK stoty, Vans understands. What's a good product if it can't take fair questions. Was only looking for a yes or no. Funny how you thought my question was answered. I wasnt just talking about your post. There was another one that took a stab at the product. And your question was answered. Unless of course you dont think "Our website will cover all the methods of running as many lines as you wish without tangles" is answering your question about multiple lines.
fishinfool Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) Torpedo Divers, Get in the Game, Get where the fish are, no matter where they are!!! Torpedo Divers, Getting down there is half the battle, the rest we'll leave up to you!!! Edited March 25, 2008 by fishinfool
Tarzan's Jane Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Torpedo Divers - quick like a man, satisfied in minutes Torpedo Divers - made for women, used by men Do It Right - Torpedo Divers hahaha...I win, I win...hahaha
Fishnfiend Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 " Why use a cannon when you can use a torpedo" I like this one. Or "cannons are old school...Torpedos are the shiznat"
Joey Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 You don't have to go to Australia to go Down Under. Propel your fishing to a new level, Torpedo Divers always hit their mark. Joey
mikeh Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 how about 'drop the Torpedo down and in 5 seconds you are in the zone' 'drop the Torpedo....5 seconds and you are in the zone'
Joey Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 How about simply Torpedo Divers - Mission Accomplished!!! Joey
Terry Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 I guess..... "Torpedo divers, they go down quicker then a hookers pants on pay day"..just doesn't have the friendly sound you are looking for.....
irishfield Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 I guess....."Torpedo divers, they go down quicker then a hookers pants on pay day"..just doesn't have the friendly sound you are looking for.....
Sinker Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 I guess....."Torpedo divers, they go down quicker then a hookers pants on pay day"..just doesn't have the friendly sound you are looking for..... Give the man his prize!
mikethespike Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 These are what i came up with: "Zero-in on your target with Torpedo Divers." "When Fish Dive Deep in The Water, It's Time for Torpedo Diver." "Torpedo Diver, a multi-species firing solution for the Serious Angler."
jonnybass Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 "Torpedo Divers. The best darn fishing product ever. Period." "Set it and forget it." (Is that one already taken?) "Torpedo Divers are so good that 100 local fishing hacks came up with 500 different slogans and we still couldn't pick one that truly explains just how good Torpedo Divers are."
Terry Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 <a href="http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/Mrbeee1954/?action=view¤t=TorpedoDiver.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/Mrbeee1954/TorpedoDiver.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Guest gbfisher Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 short lived but still hilarious.......Ill change the head pic ...Maybe that will work....
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