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it's so hot , I had to take a pee while I was on a boat but it evaporated before it hit the lake

 

it's so hot all the fish I caught came out half baked

 

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

 

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

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It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

 

t's So Hot....... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!!

 

It's So Hot....... cows give powdered milk!!

 

It's so hot, I can roast marshmallows on s stick, without a fire

 

it's do hot all my popcorn kernels popped in the cupboards

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it's so hot I had to fight off the Armish for the last air conditioner at CTC

 

it's so hot the Jehovah Witness gave up knocking on doors and hired a telemarketing company

 

HA! Love'em.

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it's so hot the Jehovah Witness gave up knocking on doors and hired a telemarketing company....in India....................................................India...

 

Hello my friend and can I be interesting you in the watchtower.....nevermind

 

 

 

 

it's so hot the Jehovah Witness are putting windows in their place of worship......

 

 

I am going to hell aren't I....LOL

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