danc Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I had illusions of the Leafs winning the Stanley cup. Seriously though, my back yard thermometer read 102F late this afternoon. So how hot was it where you live?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot today our sermon was very short: " If you think it is hot now, just wait" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 it was so hot viagra couldn't stop it from melting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot today the Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) it's so hot , I had to take a pee while I was on a boat but it evaporated before it hit the lake it's so hot all the fish I caught came out half baked It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg. Edited July 18, 2011 by Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen. t's So Hot....... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!! It's So Hot....... cows give powdered milk!! It's so hot, I can roast marshmallows on s stick, without a fire it's do hot all my popcorn kernels popped in the cupboards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's so hot... the perch were on fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 So hot today we didn't walk bar to bar.. we used the streetcar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot today that I saw a lawyer with his hands outside of his clients pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 it was so hot even bad sex was hot sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) it was so hot....the wax in my ears started on fire yeah but it's a great day to pick up girls, a few told me I was hot.....oh yeah I.m hot Edited July 18, 2011 by Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhenrygsr Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Why watch letterman when you got Terrys top ten list for everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 it's so hot I had to fight off the Armish for the last air conditioner at CTC it's so hot the Jehovah Witness gave up knocking on doors and hired a telemarketing company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot today I went to work early cause there A/C is better then mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) it's so hot I had to fight off the Armish for the last air conditioner at CTC it's so hot the Jehovah Witness gave up knocking on doors and hired a telemarketing company HA! Love'em. Edited July 18, 2011 by Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallyboss Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they wre walking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was sooooo hot Chuck Norris turned the sun down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) it's so hot the Jehovah Witness gave up knocking on doors and hired a telemarketing company....in India....................................................India... Hello my friend and can I be interesting you in the watchtower.....nevermind it's so hot the Jehovah Witness are putting windows in their place of worship...... I am going to hell aren't I....LOL Edited July 18, 2011 by Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 [ I am going to hell aren't I....LOL Now that's a hot place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I am going to hell aren't I....LOL Give it a week. It'll be cooler there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 it's so hot today I saw the proverbial hand basket on it's way to hell...to cool off ok, the brain is dead I hope no more it's to hot jokes jump into my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's so hot today that Terry finally shut up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIFTER_016 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 It was so hot the Pilsbury French Loaf I bought at the grocery store was ready to serve by the time I got home!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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