Breaking NEWS in Canada.......Be Prepared

[Mister G]

Breaking News from Canada

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberal Californians sneaking across the
border into Canada has intensified beginning early this morning. Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

"I really feel sorry for Californian liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many poli-sci and art-history majors does one country need?"

[SirCranksalot]

We don't need no steeenkin wall. We got these guys!!

[AKRISONER]

shut this thread down before it turns into another joke

[netminder]

I can take it as a joke, even if the first paragraph doesn't make sense lol

[manitoubass2]

I laughed.

 

"Organic broccoli shortage" ???

[JoePa]

Great - the ones not going to Canada are either rioting or crying like a bunch of babies - I was losing faith in the people of this country but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - our colleges are full of spoiled brates who don't even know what life is all about - letting 18 year olds vote was a big mistake - once they get jobs, raise a family, buy a house .etc and do something worthwhile they hopefully will realize what is going on -

[Mister G]

shut this thread down before it turns into another joke

It "IS" a joke. Now you may have to confer with former President Clinton on the definition of "IS".

[dave524]

Great - the ones not going to Canada are either rioting or crying like a bunch of babies - I was losing faith in the people of this country but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - our colleges are full of spoiled brates who don't even know what life is all about - letting 18 year olds vote was a big mistake - once they get jobs, raise a family, buy a house .etc and do something worthwhile they hopefully will realize what is going on -

 

I thought it pathetic and somewhat ironic the actions of today's nobody gets a failing grade, everyone gets a trophy, youth protesters so close to Remembrance Day when we are honouring youths of a different generation that gave it all for their country . Definitely time to raise the voting age back to 21 like it was in my day.

[SirCranksalot]

ry but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - -

 

Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!!

[Mister G]

 

Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!!

Please, unplug your computer if you can't control yourself......LOL

[manitoubass2]

 

Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!!

Water off a ducks back buddy!

 

We dont all have to agree but we should be accepting and without insult.

 

JoePa is as valued here as yourself

[tb4me]

I heard a funny joke today..

How do you tell the difference between an American Liberal and a Canadian Liberal?....Oh don't worry the American will tell you..HA!

[grimsbylander]

[Mister G]

I heard a funny joke today..

 

How do you tell the difference between an American Liberal and a Canadian Liberal?....Oh don't worry the American will tell you..HA!

Don't give up the day job.....

[SirCranksalot]

So the newly elected bigot as just appointed another bigot as his right hand man and you guys are happy with that! Hmmmmm.

[grimsbylander]

Shut down in 5...4...3...

[manitoubass2]

So the newly elected bigot as just appointed another bigot as his right hand man and you guys are happy with that! Hmmmmm.

???

[Old Ironmaker]

If the age of vote eligibility was based on maturity the age to vote would be 35. For some they would never be able to vote.

 

I have read about those that truly wish to immigrate here and spoken to American relatives and friends. They were all amazed how difficult it is to move into Canada. Some thought you showed up at the border and just crossed the line with a bit of paper work.

 

And yes Art it is the same 2 or 3 members that get these threads locked out spoiling mature dialogue from the other members. One is actually asking you to lock it out, saves him typing I guess.

 

Can't you just lock them out and let the adults play?

Edited November 16, 2016 by Old Ironmaker

[blaque]

Wait, i thought this got locked? Oh ya.....nevermind, that was the last two threads on the same topic smh

 

The mods must have a migraine the size of texas, or california...........depending

[Old Ironmaker]

I was down your way recently Blaque. Played a round at Arrow Head with a few cousins from Akron and Pembroke. One teaches and coaches Baseball at Pembroke High. Had wings at Indian Falls, nothing much has changed there in the 50 plus years since I first went to the area. Beautiful countryside.

Edited November 16, 2016 by Old Ironmaker

[Spiel]

Take it to FB folks......

[aplumma]

Tough day at work I just saw this. Yes this would have been shut down pretty quickly. We really are going to avoid political threads If you see one going bad before we see them please hit the report button.

 

Thanks for your support and help;

 

 

Art