Should I get a dog, or should I get married??

[SirCranksalot]

16 logical reasons why some men have dogs instead of wifes

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your crotch. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick it.

14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.

15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

And last, but not least:

16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you!

[Ralph Field]

Glad you liked it !

[leaf4]

Lmao that's gold!

[mukluk]

Not sure what you should do. If you get married; the wife will not likely lift her leg and pee on your couch or take a crap on the floor. Just sayin'.

[Old Ironmaker]

Not sure what you should do. If you get married; the wife will not likely lift her leg and pee on your couch or take a crap on the floor. Just sayin'.

You should have seen some of the dog's I dated.

 

That's a good one SirCranks. I'm airmailing it to my wife as well as my girl friend.

 

edit: They are one in the same.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Old Ironmaker

[captpierre]

Splendid!

[NAW]

Amazing!

 

 

Been separated almost 2 years now and got a good chuckle out of that..!

 

Except for the fact that my x-wife got our dog in the divorse....

[GBW]

Amazing!

 

 

Except for the fact that my x-wife got our dog in the divorse....

Same and same...

Edited April 2, 2016 by GBW

[wormdunker]

Friggen hilarious! I gotta show this to my wife.

[fishindevil]

Just get a dog and a nice boat !!!! If you get married she already gets both !!! Lol

[sleepjigging]

Statistically your dog will outlive your marriage.

[LeXXington]

LOL priceless