SirCranksalot Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 16 logical reasons why some men have dogs instead of wifes 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs' parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray. 13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your crotch. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick it. 14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert. 15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. And last, but not least: 16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff. To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Field Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Glad you liked it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaf4 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Lmao that's gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mukluk Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Not sure what you should do. If you get married; the wife will not likely lift her leg and pee on your couch or take a crap on the floor. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ironmaker Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Not sure what you should do. If you get married; the wife will not likely lift her leg and pee on your couch or take a crap on the floor. Just sayin'. You should have seen some of the dog's I dated. That's a good one SirCranks. I'm airmailing it to my wife as well as my girl friend. edit: They are one in the same. Edited April 1, 2016 by Old Ironmaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captpierre Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Splendid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Amazing! Been separated almost 2 years now and got a good chuckle out of that..! Except for the fact that my x-wife got our dog in the divorse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Amazing! Except for the fact that my x-wife got our dog in the divorse.... Same and same... Edited April 2, 2016 by GBW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormdunker Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Friggen hilarious! I gotta show this to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Just get a dog and a nice boat !!!! If you get married she already gets both !!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepjigging Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Statistically your dog will outlive your marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeXXington Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 LOL priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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