steverowbotham Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses. We don't have any, replied the first blonde. Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses. said the Game Warden. But officer, replied the second blonde, we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river. The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. Well, I know of no law against it, said the Game Warden, take all the debris you want. And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. What a dumb Fish Cop, the second blonde said to the other two, doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!
Rich Clemens Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 So that's how you all fish for steelhead ? I've never done that yet. I guess it's a trip to the local hard-ware store for some gear. Thanks for the tip Steve.
valerie Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Good One i'm sure my wife will like that one.
huntervasili Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Thats one good joke... from the title I actually thought that it was news, fortunately not cause this is funny
Rich Clemens Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 Now .... exactly how 'BUSTED' were they ? You left out part of the story.
fishindevil Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 .......that must have been my ex-wife .....lol cheers
fishnsled Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 .......that must have been my ex-wife .....lol cheers One of them must have been mine as well! LOL!
mercman Posted March 31, 2012 Report Posted March 31, 2012 Mine Mine must been hiding in the bushes.............as usual
irishfield Posted March 31, 2012 Report Posted March 31, 2012 HELL... and here I'd thought little Billy Parker had returned, only to see someone pulled up a FIVE year old thread!
Rattletrap2 Posted March 31, 2012 Report Posted March 31, 2012 HELL... and here I'd thought little Billy Parker had returned, only to see someone pulled up a FIVE year old thread! Wayne, What exactly is the statute of limitations on old thread revival? LOL
captpierre Posted March 31, 2012 Report Posted March 31, 2012 Seem to be a lot of blond ex-wives out there. is that a hint?
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