snag Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) Saw a fellow angler get picked up by a "hotty" the other day. I was perplexed. I think anglers have the sex appeal of a chess player,curler or professional lawn bowler. However, I have heard of other such happenings while people are fishing. Has this happened to you? Have you "hooked up" with someone? Is fishing sexy? Edited March 18, 2007 by snog
danc Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Gotta watch out for those boat launch lizards.
irishfield Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) I think it can be... Edited March 18, 2007 by irishfield
huey graphite Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 I think it can be... She's going to kill you!
taper Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) I've heard of lot lizards Dan but how come know one warned me about boat launch lizards. PS.- where is the absolute worst launch, just to make sure I avoid them. Edited March 18, 2007 by taper
OhioFisherman Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 LOL Wayne, stay on track, fish pictures!
Greencoachdog Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Well... While impaling a live minnow on a razor sharp hook can make some women recoil in sadistic horror... and threading a huge gob of chicken livers on a hook can make some hurl their morning SlimFast and Weight Watchers muffin... or a good whiff of Uncle Charlies Stinkbait can cause some to go into Toxic Shock convulsions. I have found one fishing scenario most effective in picking up the Hottest of the Hotties, It is Surf Casting on the beach! Standing on the beach, holding a 12' rod while wearing nothing but a cutoff pair of blue jeans really draws them in like Green Bottle Flies to fresh dog dung! They always stop and ask if you've caught anything, and are simply flabbergasted by a cooler of Croaker and Striped Mullet... then I ask them if they'd like to join me in my room later to view my mounted trophy Whiting! If for some reason this doesn't work... I pick out the most attractive one to me that is frolicking in the surf and bounce my 4 oz. disk sinker off her noggin ( they go out like a light when ya tag them just behind the left ear) on a long cast. I then drop my tackle on a beach towel and rush out to save my unconscious date for the night, drag her back to shore and administer CPR (a great way to get to first and second base!) When she regains consciousness, I explain how I witnesses her being knocked out by a murderous jumping Hammer Head Shark (thus the round bruise behind her left ear). Fought off the beast and delivered her back to the safety of dry land. They are usually very grateful.
DT10Sam Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 That is what my problem has been all of these years I have been using an ultralite rod instead of a 12' rod. Sam
Tybo Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Hey Glen, You should take your hat off more often. I didn't even notice your STRIPED MULLET!!
OhioFisherman Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 LOL tybo! maybe he meant mallet? in case the 4oz sinker fails?
Dano Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) They always stop and ask if you've caught anything, and are simply flabbergasted by a cooler of Croaker and (my) Striped Mullet... Only in the land of cotton... Hey Wayne, nice pic man! Edited March 18, 2007 by Dano
thecraftyprince Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Hey Wayne, is there anywhere than woman won't look for change ? lol
lunkerbasshunter Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 if you have ever seen a cute girl in a bikini fishing off a bass boat. i call that as good as it gets sexy!
ChrisK Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Saw a fellow angler get picked up by a "hotty" the other day. He must of had muskie slime on him
mason05 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Well that proves it. Dude has answered the question in good form. Here's another well documented moment... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe1kwXD69BI Corn Nug
Dano Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Man I hope that girl eats the fish, she could use the nourishment!
express168 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 They see a guy with a nice truck and loading up a nice boat at the ramp and they see that hey this guy has some CASH! I got them fooled! I am already maxed out paynig for the truck , the boat and fishing gear that she is lucky if I can afford to buy her a coffee. My wife found out the hard way, HA!
Gerritt Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Wow.... The last thing I think about before a fishing trip is do I look fat in this... because I look fat in everything... Hmmm perhaps that makes me sexy? Last time I thought I was sexy... (yes it was last night and yes I was drunk...) I got kicked in the shins by some unknown chick @ the bar? Why you ask? she and her friends thought it would be a good way to get my attention... well it worked... I looked at her like she had three eyes and walked away.. I think it may have had something to do with the green beer?!? I have decided people are messed. Gerritt.
Canuck2fan Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I didn't think fishing was sexy until I saw some of the fine looking women at BPS yesterday that were there by themselves buying stuff. I now regret that I didn't make some inquiries about where they intend to go fishing....
snag Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Posted March 19, 2007 Gotta watch out for those boat launch lizards. Are those "Crustacean Cougars"? They like Zebra mussel.
snag Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Posted March 19, 2007 She's going to kill you! Yah, Your dead Wayne. Can I have your plane?
snag Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Posted March 19, 2007 Well... While impaling a live minnow ........ They are usually very grateful. You had me at minnow, redneck
Jen Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Of course fishing is sexy! Think about it a bit, You get up early, you make coffee, your quiet and considerate, watch the sunrise, watch the sunset, put food on the table, sometimes by flashlight. Listen to amazing music, go to beautiful places, wear all the right clothes and have shinny things that come in a box. Who wouldn't find all of those things not only sexy but romantic. sex·y /ˈsɛksi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sek-see] –adjective, sex·i·er, sex·i·est. 1. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex or ( Replace the word sex with Fishing); risqué: a sexy novel (or book on fishing). 2. interesting or exciting;( kinda like fishing) radiating sexuality ( kinda like a lure in the sunlight to a fish) 3. excitingly appealing; glamorous: (catching the biggest fish in the boat that day) LOL, some threads just make me giggle. Women will go to any means to meet men, and vice versa...
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