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John, March 27 in Non-Outdoors Open Discussion
bears in parks have now been deemed essential workers
As another option I see the Town of West Lincoln has suspended their open air burning ban.
Meanwhile 'up North" with more than 10 days without going out. Animals are worried and come see what's going on.
On 4/3/2020 at 2:45 PM, Crimsongulf said:
I had a co - worker whose wife sold his outboard at a garage sale for more than he paid for it, he wasn't happy!
Coughy filter, hahaha good one
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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Got this one from my Canadian friend also.
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