chris.brock Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) He heard voices in the forest, he heard voices in his head. Magnetized, he couldn't help himself, he followed what he heard and went deep into the forest. He found a small shrine. He didn't feel well. He had the urge to urinate, but couldn't, his penis had turned to stone. He wanted to free himself from the demons but couldn't, his knife had turned to stone. He needed to call for help, but couldn't, his phone had turned to stone. He couldn't find his way home for his eyes had turned to stone. He dead Edited August 22, 2018 by chris.brock 1
grimsbylander Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 I'll have two of what he's drinking!! ^^^^
grimsbylander Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 10 hours ago, chris.brock said: He didn't feel well. He had the urge to urinate, but couldn't, his penis had turned to stone. Viagra Falls!!!
chris.brock Posted August 22, 2018 Author Report Posted August 22, 2018 /\ /\ /\ you guys wouldn't know well written literature if it fell on your head ?
Jds63 Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, chris.brock said: /\ /\ /\ you guys wouldn't know well written literature if it fell on your head ? LOL Chris ... yes now I see the similarities to Hemingways writing style ....
Terry Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 I see the comparison to Hemingway didnt he write the penis also rises or something like that
grimsbylander Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 49 minutes ago, Terry said: I see the comparison to Hemingway didnt he write the penis also rises or something like that Nah, I think it was Old Man and the Penis. He had one and a shark ate it.
ketchenany Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 When Art see this you guys are going to be pennisless.
ckewley Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 16 hours ago, chris.brock said: He heard voices in the forest, he heard voices in his head. Magnetized, he couldn't help himself, he followed what he heard and went deep into the forest. He found a small shrine. He didn't feel well. He had the urge to urinate, but couldn't, his penis had turned to stone. He wanted to free himself from the demons but couldn't, his knife had turned to stone. He needed to call for help, but couldn't, his phone had turned to stone. He couldn't find his way home for his eyes had turned to stone. He dead Spectacular, dig the unusual shaped rocks!
aplumma Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 Your literary license will allow this post to stand. The word penis is not banded, it is an acceptable word just please don't use the other ones to talk about your Johnson. Cheers Art 1
Cast-Away Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 Is the mystical place with the voices called Stonerhenge Chris?
SirCranksalot Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, aplumma said: Your literary license will allow this post to stand. The word penis is not banded, it is an acceptable word just please don't use the other ones to talk about your Johnson. Cheers Art Right---no need to be dang Rude!! Somehow iffing got changed to dang and ruined my post!!! Dang!! Edited August 22, 2018 by SirCranksalot
aplumma Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 4 hours ago, wkrp said: Okay so who wrote Moby Penis ? Richard Cranium? Art
Terry Posted August 22, 2018 Report Posted August 22, 2018 When you said your family comes from the rock, i thought you were talking about Newfoundland 1
cisco Posted August 23, 2018 Report Posted August 23, 2018 If any of the stuff the fellow says is true about rocks at 'Mudfossil University' on You Tube....... Who knows!
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