Mister G Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Breaking News from CanadaThe flood of Trump-fearing American liberal Californians sneaking across theborder into Canada has intensified beginning early this morning. Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens ofsociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night."I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywoodproducer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer RedGreenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-rangechicken.In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higherfences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakersthat blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck theirfingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularlyconcerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, wherethey are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies."A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," anAlberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a singlebottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. Allthey had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, oftenwailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-educationcamps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study theConstitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants arecreating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the BarbaraStreisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloadingjazzercise apps to their cell phones."I really feel sorry for Californian liberals, but the Canadian economyjust can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, howmany poli-sci and art-history majors does one country need?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 We don't need no steeenkin wall. We got these guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKRISONER Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 shut this thread down before it turns into another joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netminder Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 I can take it as a joke, even if the first paragraph doesn't make sense lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 I laughed. "Organic broccoli shortage" ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoePa Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Great - the ones not going to Canada are either rioting or crying like a bunch of babies - I was losing faith in the people of this country but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - our colleges are full of spoiled brates who don't even know what life is all about - letting 18 year olds vote was a big mistake - once they get jobs, raise a family, buy a house .etc and do something worthwhile they hopefully will realize what is going on - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister G Posted November 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 shut this thread down before it turns into another joke It "IS" a joke. Now you may have to confer with former President Clinton on the definition of "IS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave524 Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Great - the ones not going to Canada are either rioting or crying like a bunch of babies - I was losing faith in the people of this country but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - our colleges are full of spoiled brates who don't even know what life is all about - letting 18 year olds vote was a big mistake - once they get jobs, raise a family, buy a house .etc and do something worthwhile they hopefully will realize what is going on - I thought it pathetic and somewhat ironic the actions of today's nobody gets a failing grade, everyone gets a trophy, youth protesters so close to Remembrance Day when we are honouring youths of a different generation that gave it all for their country . Definitely time to raise the voting age back to 21 like it was in my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 ry but the vote last Tuesday gave me hope again - - Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister G Posted November 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!! Please, unplug your computer if you can't control yourself......LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Pls shut this thread down before some of us are goaded into responding to JP and his ilk!!! Water off a ducks back buddy! We dont all have to agree but we should be accepting and without insult. JoePa is as valued here as yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 I heard a funny joke today..How do you tell the difference between an American Liberal and a Canadian Liberal?....Oh don't worry the American will tell you..HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimsbylander Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister G Posted November 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 I heard a funny joke today.. How do you tell the difference between an American Liberal and a Canadian Liberal?....Oh don't worry the American will tell you..HA! Don't give up the day job..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 So the newly elected bigot as just appointed another bigot as his right hand man and you guys are happy with that! Hmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimsbylander Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Shut down in 5...4...3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 So the newly elected bigot as just appointed another bigot as his right hand man and you guys are happy with that! Hmmmmm. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ironmaker Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) If the age of vote eligibility was based on maturity the age to vote would be 35. For some they would never be able to vote. I have read about those that truly wish to immigrate here and spoken to American relatives and friends. They were all amazed how difficult it is to move into Canada. Some thought you showed up at the border and just crossed the line with a bit of paper work. And yes Art it is the same 2 or 3 members that get these threads locked out spoiling mature dialogue from the other members. One is actually asking you to lock it out, saves him typing I guess. Can't you just lock them out and let the adults play? Edited November 16, 2016 by Old Ironmaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaque Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wait, i thought this got locked? Oh ya.....nevermind, that was the last two threads on the same topic smh The mods must have a migraine the size of texas, or california...........depending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ironmaker Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) I was down your way recently Blaque. Played a round at Arrow Head with a few cousins from Akron and Pembroke. One teaches and coaches Baseball at Pembroke High. Had wings at Indian Falls, nothing much has changed there in the 50 plus years since I first went to the area. Beautiful countryside. Edited November 16, 2016 by Old Ironmaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Take it to FB folks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Tough day at work I just saw this. Yes this would have been shut down pretty quickly. We really are going to avoid political threads If you see one going bad before we see them please hit the report button. Thanks for your support and help; Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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