Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 :rofl2: :rofl2: Great thread Joe! Thanks Wayne! The gloves were an important part of my "required equipment". After riding behind Terry for many KM's I felt it best that I wear the gloves, should a reach around be imminent. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I had a first hand offender situation tonight....dude walks into bathroom just inront of me, and takes the middle of three urinals; a clear violation of urinal etiquette. I, knowing proper urinal etiquette, then make the decision to use a stall to piss. Your man card will be revoked if you do not know, and practice, URINAL ETIQUETTE. And to further add to this absolutely correct assessment... eyes must be firmly planted on the wall directly in front of said urinal. Also, at no time will a man engage in any sort of conversation, while occupying said urinal. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I do almost all the grocery shopping and more then my share of household chores and cleaning and most of the cooking too. My man card has not been valid since 1984. Sometimes late at night when its quiet and I'm alone I get it out and stroke it a few times....and then put it back in my wallet LMAO -- I think you mean....put it back in your wife's purse.....that's where mine goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have an engine boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 The gloves were an important part of my "required equipment". After riding behind Terry for many KM's I felt it best that I wear the gloves, should a reach around be imminent. HH After doing What behind me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gbfisher Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Not that there's anything wrong with that HH and Terry but you could spare us with less info. They are special though..... Edited May 13, 2011 by gbfisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 whoa there young fella.... you would think I would know if there was something like that going on behind my back.....wouldn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIFTER_016 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Okay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 It get's revoked if you are watching men’s figure skating, period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 ^ I think that the fact that you actually have those, is a bit more scarey then the pink gloves! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 dont be thilly...you both thcare us all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 your boat is not a tiller, pls trade in your card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 ^ I think that the fact that you actually have those, is a bit more scarey then the pink gloves! HH I had to go on-line to see what it meant no rainbows flags here there is an L in the word....right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT8 smoker craft Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 your boat is not a tiller, pls trade in your card. Non-sence you tiller guys are just pissed cause you only have half the boat and yes I used to run a tiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You might need your "Man Card" punched if you think multiple (identical) emoticons express your "feelings" more than one does.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mHooked Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you put gloves on to pump gas, bye bye man card. (I've seen it done, for real). What if you're filling diesel in your fire pumper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 LMAO -- I think you mean....put it back in your wife's purse.....that's where mine goes Indeed you are correct. I just didn't want to admit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIFTER_016 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You need your card punched if you drink Bud Light Lime!!! You need your card punched if you have ever gone to the hospitial to remove a fish hook from your hand/arm/leg etc. Real men remove them themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have an engine boat. No.You have a power boat.Even if you only have a trolling motor,It's still a power boat. It Engine drives and motor is driven. If you drive a convertible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. Someone told me i was once but i can't remember Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. LMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. but you get it back if you do one right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 what if he does the whole bridal party well not the little one with the ring but all the rest of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Its gettin kinda 'MANLY' in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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