Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Posted May 13, 2011 :rofl2: :rofl2: Great thread Joe! Thanks Wayne! The gloves were an important part of my "required equipment". After riding behind Terry for many KM's I felt it best that I wear the gloves, should a reach around be imminent. HH
Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Posted May 13, 2011 I had a first hand offender situation tonight....dude walks into bathroom just inront of me, and takes the middle of three urinals; a clear violation of urinal etiquette. I, knowing proper urinal etiquette, then make the decision to use a stall to piss. Your man card will be revoked if you do not know, and practice, URINAL ETIQUETTE. And to further add to this absolutely correct assessment... eyes must be firmly planted on the wall directly in front of said urinal. Also, at no time will a man engage in any sort of conversation, while occupying said urinal. HH
johnnyb Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 I do almost all the grocery shopping and more then my share of household chores and cleaning and most of the cooking too. My man card has not been valid since 1984. Sometimes late at night when its quiet and I'm alone I get it out and stroke it a few times....and then put it back in my wallet LMAO -- I think you mean....put it back in your wife's purse.....that's where mine goes
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 The gloves were an important part of my "required equipment". After riding behind Terry for many KM's I felt it best that I wear the gloves, should a reach around be imminent. HH After doing What behind me???
Guest gbfisher Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Not that there's anything wrong with that HH and Terry but you could spare us with less info. They are special though..... Edited May 13, 2011 by gbfisher
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 whoa there young fella.... you would think I would know if there was something like that going on behind my back.....wouldn't you
GBW Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 It get's revoked if you are watching men’s figure skating, period!
Headhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Posted May 13, 2011 ^ I think that the fact that you actually have those, is a bit more scarey then the pink gloves! HH
Raf Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 your boat is not a tiller, pls trade in your card.
Terry Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 ^ I think that the fact that you actually have those, is a bit more scarey then the pink gloves! HH I had to go on-line to see what it meant no rainbows flags here there is an L in the word....right ?
SRT8 smoker craft Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 your boat is not a tiller, pls trade in your card. Non-sence you tiller guys are just pissed cause you only have half the boat and yes I used to run a tiller
Spiel Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 You might need your "Man Card" punched if you think multiple (identical) emoticons express your "feelings" more than one does....
I'mHooked Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 If you put gloves on to pump gas, bye bye man card. (I've seen it done, for real). What if you're filling diesel in your fire pumper?
crappieperchhunter Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 LMAO -- I think you mean....put it back in your wife's purse.....that's where mine goes Indeed you are correct. I just didn't want to admit it
DRIFTER_016 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 You need your card punched if you drink Bud Light Lime!!! You need your card punched if you have ever gone to the hospitial to remove a fish hook from your hand/arm/leg etc. Real men remove them themselves.
Tybo Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 I have an engine boat. No.You have a power boat.Even if you only have a trolling motor,It's still a power boat. It Engine drives and motor is driven. If you drive a convertible.
mercman Posted May 13, 2011 Report Posted May 13, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. Someone told me i was once but i can't remember Does that count?
GBW Posted May 14, 2011 Report Posted May 14, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. but you get it back if you do one right?
Terry Posted May 14, 2011 Report Posted May 14, 2011 what if he does the whole bridal party well not the little one with the ring but all the rest of them
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