snag Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) Here's the deal, I met up with Clive (AKA- MEPPS, or Mr.Stumpy) to go fishing the other day. I have to say that I started getting annoyed with him. He kept complaining that his missing finger is sensitive to the cold. As well, he dropped a few things because of his missing digit. Gillian keeps whining that she misses playing the piano, trumpet and trombone. Don't get me wrong, I'm a romantic, Clive and Gillian are great, But what they did was crazy. For some of you newer members, here is the story. I'll warn you, it's graphic. http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html printed 01/04/05 I am a pretty tolerant guy, but I have to say that this "act of love" has hurt our relationship. I hope nobody else gets this crazy Anyways, Happy Valentines Day! Edited February 13, 2007 by snag
Sherriff Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I hope this is a joke. If not, this is truly bizzare to me. I don;t get it... Wow..... Sherriff
Joey Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 That's just nuts man!!! I'm kind of attached to my fingers. Wonder if that will slow down their typing speed at all Joey
Fishnfiend Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I almost forgot about that story...
TJQ Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 Thats one of the most unbelievable things I've ever read.... judge not lest ye not be judged.. I say... When I met Clive for the first time.. I said... "wow.. wierd but normal dude..." That was when he had the hoops in his ears... which being a northern hick like redneck I thought was pretty cool... Now would I bite my finger off for my wife... not likely now that we are married.. lol .... would i get it bitten off in her defense... absoultley... as far as Im concerned.. in your own mind, maybe there is/was no difference... Clive... If I was gonna do it though... I would have shot it off...
Greencoachdog Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 A little crazy glue and the end of an old broomstick, and you're good to go again!!!
Roy Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 At least last year's hoax was fishing related.
snag Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Posted February 13, 2007 A little crazy glue and the end of an old broomstick, and you're good to go again!!! That's your cure for everthing GCD!
Gerritt Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) I have seen this before (suspension) Clive... and thought how the hell do they handle the pain involved.... http://www.bmezine.com/cured/bvi-full.wmv Meditation? Pain killers? both? what about infection... I ask because I am interested not asking as a slam... perhaps you could explain it to me via pm? Gerritt. Edited February 13, 2007 by Gerritt
Crazyhook Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 that is dedication!!! what a Story!
TJQ Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I wouldn't last long as a fish... I took it HOOK, LINE AND SINKER!!!
TennesseeGuy Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I also have scars in my mouth from biting.........................................
ccmtcanada Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 Clicked on the link here at work and guess what? It's been blocked!! LOL. Now i'm really interested to see what it's all about....haha.
snag Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Posted February 13, 2007 I have seen this before (suspension) Clive... and thought how the hell do they handle the pain involved.... http://www.bmezine.com/cured/bvi-full.wmv Meditation? Pain killers? both? what about infection... I ask because I am interested not asking as a slam... perhaps you could explain it to me via pm?Gerritt. Where did you find that? Crazy kids They should find a better way to hang out.
ecmilley Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 weird to each there own but i really like my digits where they are
douG Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
ccmtcanada Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. LOL
snag Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Posted February 13, 2007 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 1 THUMBS UP!
bigfish1965 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 I think we need a few set of pliers or bolt cutters. A few guys took the hooks really deep here.
brickNblock Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 W-O-W...........Clive....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..and Gillian! Quivers down my backbone...... I got the shakes in my knee bone..... Gonna show this to the wife on Valentines Day........ She going to look at me and simply state....'What you thinking Lad..what you thinking' Yessirr.........Dont really know how to respond to this post at all...not at all. Clive an Gillian....if you folk ended up with never ending devoted love from this........then my hat goes off to you. Most likely you were made for each other...... Dont get me wrong here folks..Im not slamming you at all To each his own...and I believe in love Peter
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