Lunker777 Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Hey there everyone, this question is for the men out there.... or the woman I guess aswell... I was just curious, What do you do while your significant other is watching " their" show ? I have a few fishing shows that my wife cant seem to stand, and she has a few that I can bare to watch haha At the moment, the wife is just finishing up a 3 hr run of "Sex In The City" leaving me with not much else to do... we live in an apartment... so its not like I can go out in the shop or the garage ya know ? hahaha I find myself on the computer a lot. Or reading, or maybe, JUST maybe.... if I can handle it... I sit in on an episode or 2 hahahah Only when there hasnt been a new post on OFC for 10 mins or so. So what does everyone else do during that time ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Get some lotion and give her a hand and foot massage. Who knows what might happen. There are lots of things that can distract me from my favourite tv show. Make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickingfrog Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 2 tvs. 2 computers. 1 new born. Not a problem in this house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbaquial Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 LoL! Awesome tip douG! Hahaha, I should give that a shot! I'm normally on the computer, I don't watch as much TV as I used to anymore. I'm more so on the internet researching stuff (mostly fishing) or looking for funny videos on BREAK.COM. I'll admit, on occasion I will sit with the wife and watch whatever show she's watching... just to get in some "couple" time...lol, yah - I have a softside... LEAVE ME ALONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Sit right beside her and read a fishing mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCTFisher9120 Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Sit right beside her and read a fishing mag. Exactly what I would do lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Go buy her a "Bunny and Pearls"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassjnkie Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Continuously talk to here about fishing while she's watching it. Kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leecher Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I just go get another Coors light and come back to the puter Just can't enough of OFC that for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm doing it right now! Sit here and wait for a report to come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbaquial Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I wonder how many people consistently leave OFC open on their web-browser... Am I alone on this? (aside from Leechman) OFC IS AN ADDICTION!! If it came in powder form, I might just consider sniffing it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCTFisher9120 Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I wonder how many people consistently leave OFC open on their web-browser... Am I alone on this? (aside from Leechman) OFC IS AN ADDICTION!! If it came in powder form, I might just consider sniffing it too! I have it set as my home page, i useually keep a OFC window open for a quick check up on recent posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holdfast Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Build your-self a MAN-Cave and stash some booze in there and Listen to some Andrew Dice Clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Make it a point to eat beans, LOTS of pork & beans, sit beside her on the sofa and prompty have a good rumbling snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Build your-self a MAN-Cave and stash some booze in there and Listen to some Andrew Dice Clay. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone... when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motv8tr Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Sorry I can't help ya....in this house I own the converters Maureen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlied Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 i think about the next time a hockey game is gonna be on tv!! Man 3 hours of "sex in the city" is enough to kill anyone!! POOR GUY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmls Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 www.tube8.com and do what men do best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msp Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 www.tube8.com and do what men do best Hell yeah !!!!!!!! Who needs fish porn when you can have the real thing. See ya later OFC!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Glen, you wascally wabbit. Wish I could remember which comedian did the bit, but it was on a Just For Laughs show. Instead of Sex In The City, insert some Antonio Banderas movie. Comic was bent out of shape at having to go see chick flicks with his wife, til the day he finally figured it out. At the end of the movie, she's all wound up, and Antonio's nowhere to be found. Hmm. Guess who's right there handy? ...Exactly. Keep quiet, stay outta view til the final credits are winding up, and for god's sake don't fart or mention Bass Pro on your way back into the living room. You don't wanna shatter here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Go Fishin' ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt bruce Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Do what I do , I dont own a TV so my wife does not have a show lmao. Have not had a tv in the house since my son was born (it,s his 15 birthday on Sat.) I have never watched any of the shows I hear people at work and friends talk of , sienfield , american idol, survivor etc.etc. i have never scene one never wanted too , wish I had time to just sit back and do nothing , but with work ,the boats ,sons hockey and music ,guitar building , walks on the boardwalk with wife , we have sex we dont watch it , mostly in the house, but I do live in a city , I do enjoy the few spare moments I get to read but ,to just sit and watch ????? my friends all laugh at me and say I would like it if I would just look but so far I or should I say we because my wife and son dont watch either , are not interested ...So to answer your question What would I do if my wife wanted to watch a show , I would take her into a private room and put on a show , lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holdfast Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Build your-self a MAN-Cave and stash some booze in there and Listen to some Andrew Dice Clay. Oh I also forgot, Hit some good,ole Red neck (Western Boys) tunes to set you up in the mood. Just make sure you dont interupt her till her show is done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0hGP9HHD6Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Depends on the time of the day. I have tried MANY a time for some "afternoon delight" but have been shot down as "it's just not right now, what if the kid's...". So I stick to good old OFC and other boards I read and post on as well as grab a cold one and wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunker777 Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I have tried MANY a time for some "afternoon delight" "Im gunna find my baby Gunna hold her tight Gunna grab some afternooon DELIGHT" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UFaWIoVX3M...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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