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Last night, Monique and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

 

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.....

 

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UHHHH arn't you supost to be hibernating now??????their fuzzy buddy?

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%&$&%*^ %&%%& (&(&^^89 ....

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.... the red pill or the blue pill?

 

Your wife forced the blue pill on you ... because the Matrix does not exist even though you beleive in it ... and it's your turn anyway to do the dishes and take out the garbage. It's only fair.

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