John

Nina (the blonde) had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. "Honey, I have some really great news for you!", Nina said. "Great", he said, tell me what you're so happy about." Nina proclaims "I'm pregnant!". The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a while. He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier. Then she said "Oh, honey there's more." "What do you mean more?", he asked. "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. "It was easy" Nina said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

A couple of old boys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Martinez for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he do a good job?" The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the nuts." The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does that have to do with your dentures?" The second man answered, "That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."

Ahhh, so I wasn't the only one thinking that Alana was very photogenic......

Yes it's really cool Clive. The detail is amazing. Hope you are getting the video that goes along with it. John..

Great report Connie. I'm looking forward to getting my 6 year old grandson up there......

Roy is a God? I had heard rumours................. Hey MuskyMax, we get a little suspicious of posts that blatantly promote other sites when the member is new to us. We are quite harmless if you would like to stick around and tell us about yourself without plugging your site....

Juicy jerky...........that's one to chew on.........

Joey's Jerky............sounds like a business opportunity to me............

You smokin' Joey?????

Don't peak too early Pete.........!

I find that a nice 3oz bucktail with a couple of 5/0 trebles works quite well...............

I think that Brian is right. It's the look at me syndrome............

One or two fish fries a year on location. Never bring anything home. I too come from England and grew up fishing the rivers and North Sea in the '60's and early '70's. I think that the catch and release philosophy over there is fundamentally due to the fact that unless you are a member of a club and able to fish restricted waters, you are limited to coarse fisheries. Also the fishing pressure over there is dramatically greater than what we have here. John

See you up there Lew, drive safe. John..

Ah yes, absolutely right. I guess that's why they pay you the management fees Roy............

Real men don't eat salad.........

Excellent choice Lew. Although I'm probably biased as they are a large customer of mine...............

Just a fond memory of the past for me. Good times behind the..........never mind...

It's great to hear that you are doing well Cliff. Kudo's to all at the hospital for making you feel comfortable. Get well soon..... John...

Wolf Cubs and Boy Scouts in the UK............until I discovered motorcycles and girls......

Hey Cliff, look forward to seeing you two up there. As everyone has already said, when they are on you can pretty much throw anything. Two years ago I was catching 12" 'er after 12" 'er on Super Shad Raps and a buddy hooked into a 40" 'er on a tiny spinnerbait 4' from the boat. You are fine with what you have and if not come and raid my tackle box anytime... John

Haven't seen SSB around for a while. Is he (oops sorry she) coming up to Lakair?

Congrat's matty, what's the thesis on? John..