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~~~Thanks for teasing us, will be up there this weekend. On one of the hidden shoals, dropped a my radio down the hole one year, going to try and get it back, HMMMMM wondering if it's still playing????

~~~Since my mother always loved my brother more, I'll be phishen

~~~Great post bud thanks for sharing I'll be down there this weekend with posse, hope we do as well as you, or at least I hope I do as well

~~~~There is only on ferry running over to Ward Island, and from there you have a long walk around to the channels, and as soon as you get set up on some safe ice the Police arrive, to tell to get off the ice. Put there are some small Pike in the area, with some small Perch, and Sunfish.

~~~About 15 years ago I was phishen inside Georgian Island Bay close to the Sand Islands in about 10' I caught 3 Whities, and I asked the CO about them being there, and was told the Whities were in chasing the Fresh water Shrimp, I have never caught them that shallow since.

~~~~Thanks alot just finished my lunch of Malba Toast and Celery . Great report any bacon left.

~~~Back in the 50s as a kid we phished for them off Minetes Point look down the hole and watch giant schools swimming around, and we would be using barley for bait, dropping it down the holes, and using a treble hook with a pearl attached, you could catch a bushel a day, and that why we needed to ban phishen for them, and I still believed the ban should stay in place, for a few more years, then have a set limit on them

~~~If I had known that you could have gotten that much, I wouldn't have eaten the one I caught in Northern Lake Simcoe, just off the City of Shanty Bay. on 10lb. Fire Line

~~~Thunken of getting one of those underwater toys, what kind is it, and do the Perch come with it.

~~~~I'm a thunken it's closer to Keswick then Gilford

~~~Was up on Pigeon PrePhish with the wife, and my dog Missy, was heavy into the pads, with Missy watching every cast, what a LM hit my Swamp Rat. Missy took off after it snarling, had to net her, covered in pads and mud, and slime, and heave the bass in. Missy got out of the net shook her self off next to the wife and came back sat next to me ans snarled at the wife blaming her for what happen

~~~Great post bud thanks for sharing.

~~~I don't know how many times I have to tell you guys "STAY UP WIND"

~~~~Harrumph Harrumph, some of us have to work you know. Some people have no feeling for others, any one got a drink so I can cry into

~~~Any one know who the Mayor of Ajax is?? If Co ask me I'm done for it. Also just in case who's our PM??

~~~I'm going from a 40 12V, to a 101 36V over the winter, should be able to get my 16.5 Tracker up on plane

~~~If the weather holds I'll be down for the Sat, launching at the ferry Ramp, Green Tracker

~~~~~You made me very upset this morning, I could just Phart,~~~Dam got to go change, it wasn't a phart.~~~Can hardly wait, hope to be in the Minden area before Chritmas

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With high degree of emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!' Then with even more emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!' Then, pounding his fist on the pulpit with even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!' And then finally, with a look of deep earnest and his eyes flashing, in a hoarse whisper he said, 'And believe me brethen, if I had all the jaded women in the world, I'd take them to the river and throw them in too!' With his sermon completed, he sat down.. Then song leader stood up and very cautiously announced with a coy smile, nearly laughingly, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to! See you at the river!

What a clever idea! Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list. Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year. As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it. Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude: ACLU 125 Broad Street , 18th Floor New York , NY 10004 Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a" Holiday Tree". It's always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE! And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!! For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything religious away from us. They represent the atheists and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20..00. She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?' He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50

~~~~You are the meanest person I never knew, Dam that looks good,~~~Any one a Raisin bran Muffin.

~~~Bought my first of many at the Ajax Go station I lose then regularly, And I don't mind buying another.

~~~~I've got 1 told the wife we would have another when we finished raising the one we got, Been 26 years now, and still not finished, and she wonders why I drink. Don't get me wrong kids are great. as long as they belong to someone else.

~~~~~Okay Okay enough is enough. Honey I'm headed to BOQ, what shut up and get to work, but honey the Eyes are running. What you'll do what well okay. Sorry guys I won't be rushing down there Today but come Sat. what's the weather going to be. ~~dam those were nice phish