oldphart

~~~~great report bud, I've been there running before the Storm trying to make shore, only to get there, and having the Sun come out, while you sit there soaken wet.

~~~~Was hoping to enter this one, but the wife needs the truck, Drat

~~~Been there guy, sorry to hear it, lost my phishen partner(Missy Two Shoes) year ago christmas, still haven't found a replacement.

~~~~Got out Saturday morning with MIkeH on Rice, launching in Bewdley, with plans of staying away from the pack of other boats, only to phind we were the pack, had the lake almost to our selves. hear over to my go to spot, only to phind the Crappie went somewhere else. so we searched here and there. We were able to hook into 2 with got off, with out any problems, I had bought some Pink hooks thunken they would work just as well as Red hooks, should have check closer, they were barbless, no wonder why I kept losing phish all winter. So we changed side of the lake to some hidden bays, and harbours, and out of a small weed mat pulled a very nice looken 2lb. largie. Day ended with 2 lost Crappies, 1 Perch, 2 Sunfish, and 1 largie, and a great day of phishen with MikeH who answered my post looken for a partner. Thanks again Mike for a great time out

~~~I know I know been awhile since I've posted, but I have bin busy. Seem my main partner is heading to Hong Kong,and so I'm stuck with a boat, and no partner, with a tow vehicle, so I'm looken for someone in the Durham area, who wants to get out on the weekends phishen. If you got the vehicle I got the boat, 16.5' Tracker, either PM me or send me an E-mail to [email protected] If you live farther a field and don't mind driving, send me a message.

~~~Dang, for all the time for my starter to go on the boat, and Slug over in Asia renewing his marriage vows in the old country, Dang I missed a great time, I'll be there next year for sure. Congrats to all who went, and for those like me change legs and start kicking ourselves with the other foot

~~~~Dam love to be down there guys, but boat's in dry dock, starter gone phooy, Any one leaving from Ajax got room in their boat and a space for a cot to set up.

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole . 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room... 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND .. the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

~~~~Thanks Bud, for the report, comen down this weekend for 1 day, and most likely every weekend afterwards till freeze uo

~~~I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just cuties. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, After that you better have a huge schlong. I've learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.

~~~Sorry bud I'm in Ajax, with the Flu, but hope to be headen down next weekend, for 2 day, you could jion us if you wish

~~~I like my boat so I would love a day phishen with Dave

~~~~I've got it stapled to my head "Your only allowed 4 Walleye" won't make that mistake again enough said

~~~You can count me, and Slug, in for the that weekend, you might consider Lake on the Mountain Resort, only 3 min. from the Ferry. lots of room, and great cottages

~~~~Lady Simcoe on Sunday, looken for some Deep water Jumbos

The K9 above is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord. He's huge - part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lbs. His handler took the picture. Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milk Bone treats, so he's slobbering away! I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn't stop, but he did. Brutus won the Congressional Medal of Honor last year from his tour in Iraq . His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents. Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant 'go away but come back and find me'. The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus. He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door. He then jumped against one of the doo rs repeatedly (the guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened. He went in and untied his handler and they all escaped. He's the first K9 to receive this honor. If he knows you're ok, he's a big old lug and wants to sit in your lap. Enjoys the comp any of cats. K-9 Congressional Medal of Honor Winner Thought you'd find this interesting. Talk about animal intelligence and bonding with humans! Remember that they can't do a lot of things for themselves and that they depend on you to make their life a quality life! A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS......... 1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being. 4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you. 5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me. 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it. 7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you. 8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak. 9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old. 10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so. ~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God's critters. ~ We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!

~~~Slug and I have been talking about a fall trip to Lake Clear near Eganville. Was wondering if anyone is interested in joining us. Cottages are $99/day for 2 bedrooms which has bunkbeds in the second room so can sleep 3 to 4 people if you include the pull out couch. 3 bdrm is $125/day There is camping too but no running water after September for the campsites. The lake has walleye, bass, pike, and lake trout. If we can get enough interest then we might be able to get some sort of discount. The trip will be in late October or early November. Website: www.omresort.ca/index.htm

Sag, You're it Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. Doc Goose. Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta Musical recliners.

~~~* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb. * Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally. * No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off. * Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected). * If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. * Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall

~~~~I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

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~~~~Right off the bat want to thank Mrs. Jay for turning her house over to us again, will this girl never learn, Thank You very much from all of us, and it's not my fault the Day Lilly's smell funny, Ruger thought they tasted great,~~~~I'm sure KC, Winston, Slug, and I would like to say were sorry for keeping most of you guys awake must of the night, but that would be a lie, we didn't give a dam. Here is some pic, of Friday night Stinger playing head games with Winston can you guess with one is not beer, but has the same colour, neither could Winston Stinger at it again with Droopdude, go ahead I dare you take a drink KC came over to check out Stinger new back yard game, but wouldn't like me put his drink down Muski-bait and Winston started chasing bait for their Fly Phishen tackle box I think they called this one Eyephuckendon'tno And I don't know why people were laughen at KC that night I understood every thing he said, I just can't remember what he said Slug was trying to translate to Winston what KC said, But Winston was wondering where his Crown Royal, went to and when did he switch over to Jack Daniels Now I honestly don't remember this, but here's a short video, at about 3:30am and I do remember crawling backwards into my tent, how I got on the ground is another story. Saturday morning I hear KC yelling "Hey Don where are you it's 6:31 I'm late" sounds good to me so I got up Jay had coffee on had a couple, Slug tried to wake Winston, but he didn't move so we grabed my son Muski-Bait and headed out to a spot Jay said there were phish lurking below us, Muski-Bait was the first one to land a phish small smallie, he caught about 6 or more during the day, I was happy to land this Kitty cat, on a Glup Alive 5" Leech Slug day was made when he landed this feisty Pike, on AL 3" Minnow We came back to camp and it was my turn to crash, but not before having some of the best Curry Chicken I have ever had Thank You Stinger, got up later in time for supper, and what a feast it was, with over 20 guys, there was lots of food left over, we had 3 types of Sausages, Cowboy Steaks, Perogies, Hot Pasta dish, 4 different salads, even I could eat everything, and only had a little. Later as I was just falling asleep Jay say hey Bill we have to move your tent, we wants to have a bonfire, so I got up, and the boys moved my tent, so I could go to bed, and I could hear them arguing over how to start it, and with what, when next thing I knew there was a blast of hot air coming through my tent and a 30' high fireball, some people kids, after that I was out, and even Slugs snoring didn't bother me. Sunday, up early at 6, went up and help Jay make coffee actually I watched, with cup in hand, so after a morning coffee, we decided to break camp Time to say good bye, to our host Island Jay(in white) till next time Pack our gear into the van, and then head back where we phished on Saturday Muski-Bait still into some small bass, then Winston hooks into this beauty Muski-Bait gets into a nice size Largie, and I caught this 17" Smallie So at 12:30 we decide to head back to the ramp, and if it wasn't for my GPS would have gotten lost which we did a few times when I lost the track, had to zoom out, and get back on course. And so ends my report on the M&G at jay island get away, and you know we will do this again next year, _________________ ~~~~~OOPS sorry were you down wind of me

~~~Was up in Honey Harbour phishen this past weekend, and I was Glup Alive, had the 3" Minnow, and 5"Leech caught this nice Kitty on the Leech Later buddy Slug caught this feisty Pike on a Minnow This smallie was caught by Winston on a Minnow also So was mine, and I'll be buying more they do work Can't wait for Perch seaon to try them out

~~~~Well done Bud, great report, lets hope you don't do as well next Perch Tourney

~~While down visiting GreencoachDawg, we were in the local Wal-Mart, we decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. We bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The follow- ing week, when the raffle was drawn, we each had won a prize. I won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. GreencoachDawg won 6th prize- a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the we met back at Wal- Mart. GreencoachDawg asked me how I liked my prize, to which I replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!" I asked GreencoachDawg, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied GreencoachDawg, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."