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oldphart

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  1. ~~~I've come to understand that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. I once inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day I received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." A buddy once said to me "My wife's an angel!" I said "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  2. ~~~A good Buddy came down from Honey Harbour, and picked me up, and we headed down to Picton. We launched at the widdle Marina just short of the Ferry dock, and headed out to meet up with 2 other Buds from Kingston. We started Bottom Bouncing only to hook up with some pesty Perch. Decide to do some trolling, with a Rapalla deep Diving Minnow, and very quikly hooked into this very pretty dinner companion Followed shortly after by partners catch, off the planer board This great 2 phish in less than hr. last weekend I went 2 days and not even a touch, it could only get better, and it did here are the next 2 phish We ended the day with 5 phish releasing 2 of them, and will be going down there next Sunday, for some more fun
  3. ~~~~Glad you got out there, and landed somec Eyes
  4. ~~~~Great post Bud, I was down there on Saturday, and did well also
  5. ~~~~Hey buddy thought I saw you down there one Saturday, but wasn't sure, we ended up with only one for the 2 days down there, oh well always next year
  6. ~~~First post on this site, I was down on the Bay Saturday and Sunday. My partner landed 1 at about 7+ and then we found out we had a dead battery, were able to signal for help and 2 other boaters came a over to lend a hand actually a battery, to re-star out motor. One of the guys that came was from this board and I like to say again a BIG THANK YOU for comen to our aid, of cource after helping out he released the 3 monters he had. Sorry I've have forgotten your handle, but again Thanks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bill
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