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Don't do that... its a joke, that'll close your window Just thaught it would be funny

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Thats what I say most of time, or " anythin' to brag about? "

198 fish... over exagerating the numbers here I see All I can say is... epic!

I was cleaning up today so I figured I'd shoot some photo's with the crappy camera that I have. Anyways, I love animals and keep a bunch of cool animals. At home we've got a bunch of reptiles, dogs, fish, my mother, a parrot, a rat, and I probably missed something. I'll give you guys a quick intro about what I do. These are my geckos. I keep a small colony in hopes of breeding them in the near future. These are called Rhacodactylus Leachianus and are the worlds largest geckos, I think the biggest one being just over a pound. Mine aren't nearly that large but they are still pretty big. This is a female I am hoping to breed with my male. Another female... this one is pretty big weighing in at just about 300 grams. Shes heavy duty. Here are some enclosure shots, not a lot of effort went into creating these, I just wanted them to come out allright. ...each one of these enclosures houses one gecko... These geckos are really neat, but boring to the average person as they are nocturnal. During the day you don't see much of them and at night they spook when anyone comes into the room. I take them out from time to time and handle them and that experience alone is well worth keeping these beautiful creatures. I also have snakes, I keep mainly Ball Pythons. These are the entry level type reptiles due to their small size and great demeanor. Its funny because genetic mutations cause their patterns to change up visually therefore increasing its value in dollars. The most I've heard spent on a single ball python mutation was $130,000 USD. Just a fun fact for you all Anyways, here are some of my snakes. This is what a normal ball python looks like. Here is another variety of ball python, these ones are pied. ...and another... ...and another... These are all the same type of snake just displaying different patterns ( kinda like humans, we got white, lack, brown, etc. ) Hope you enjoyed the little introduction to some of my animals

Wow, absolutely amazing animals. Wow!

MARZIPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got a video camera now so I"ll get some footage of the chipmunks from Horseshoe Lake... lol

I thaught this was funny... http://www.break.com/index/redneck-turkey-hunting.html I've never seen a turkey get shot in real life but I have seen video's and thaught this was great.

You make it sound like these events have taken place.

Awesome video! Nice to know male bears don't discriminate against the disabled bear population.

Memory is quite an odd machine... Anywaysssssssssssssssss... One day, this cat runs into my friends apartment on the, you guessed it, 20th or 21st floor. He tries catching it, further startling the feline and out on the balcony it goes under the BBQ or some chair or something, he comes out to see where it is and , yup, you guessed it, up and over the balcony... slams into a bush, gets up and just runs! Hahaha! Few hours later a guy knocks on the door, my friend opens and is asked if he saw a cat anywhere, my friends answers no, and then out loud asks his father ( who witnessed the event unfold ) if he had seen a cat... and the answer was no. Moral of the story... shoulda been fishing that day rather then being at home. Pretty neat story, if I was to an animal I'd be a cat, a male lion in fact, all your do is sleep, eat and make babies. Thaught I'd share this story with the gang seeing how we all love animals.

They managed to film it with 3 trainers, 3 trained animals, a director, producer, 5 person camera crew... pretty sweet video though, I like the part at the end with the little one growling ( or roaring ? ) and the big bear behind it.

HAHAHA!

Husband says to the wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife says "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change." Ba-da-ching!

The coloured goatee's of some of those violinists (sp?) and tap dancers was a bit dirty, they kinda reminded me of the skids I see downtown.

Wow, nice post. Real classy guys. I thaught people get smarter with age.

They're just a bit smarter than the guys telling the officers they didn't buy a license. I mean, do MNR officers have the ability to actually check if you're licensed or not? I''ve never been approached by an MNR "enforcer" before.

Of course its torture! Duh! I guess the argument could be the stress of being out of the water and all... but I mean,to state that it would prefer to be eaten? C'mon... The fish will forget about it in a matter of seconds.

Good for you protecting your fishery. Last thing you need is people showing up on your ground, littering, taking your hot spots, etc. Sounds like someone had a bad day, what to do? I caught a bunch of pike previous season just minutes from my house in Toronto. What sense is there telling everyone my spot so that when I go fishing, its plugged up with other people? I am sorry, I offer a lot of help but I wont give out spots to the general public.

Whats more beautiful is the fact that the fish was cruising along looking for a meal, spots your bait, comes up, slowly takes, all of a sudden.. zzzzzzzzzzz peels out. What a gorgeous pattern, I love being able to spot them underwater before they take off. Nice fish!

...oh yeah... and best of luck my friend, best of luck.

1. Budget Control Officer... 2. Leverage... theres probably some stupid cousins wedding she wants you to go to. 3. It's a trap. 4. While your there, she will have some unexpected news to tell you... Don't let your guard down, and remember, if you need an escape route, just tell her ya gotta go use the facilities.

Punk'D.

Top water peacock, top water arowanna, payara, apriama giga's, big 'ole dirty sturgeon, mekong catfish, tarpon, and honestly, a small creek for big steel. I'm prolly missing a few.

My friend caught a bat before... not a baseball bat, but a flying creature bat. My brother caught our dogs ear once. My buddy caught me in my shoulder. Turtles, I helped unhook a bird once. Dads friend was fishing, fillet a fish, and threw the fillet into the hole only to hear theneighbours catching it. Once a guy broke his rod ( bobber and worm setup ), I got bored of fishing for that species and decided to throw a spoon, all of a sudden, WHAM! fish on... I hooked into his bobber and fish Caught crabs...