Study the below Randy, I'll be Doug, you Bob and we'll stroll into KFC together... see what happens.
[sCENE FIVE - Beer store]
Bob
What's going to happen if this plan doesn't work, eh?
Doug
The old man will boot us out of the house and we'll have no place to
sleep, eh?
Bob
Yeah, I can live in this van, eh? I don't need...
Doug
Take off! You need money to live or you'll starve!
Bob
Well this plan sucks, I'm not going in.
Doug
You are, too, or I'll tell the old man you gave away his beer money.
Bob
Ok, ok...you boss me around...
Patron
Morning George! [buys beer and walks off]
Attendant
Well?
Doug
Elsinores.
Bob
Twelve!
Doug
Twenty-four, yeah, twenty-four Elsinore beers.
Attendant
Twenty-four Elsinore! That will be $14.70.
Doug
I believe there will be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.
Attendant
Excuse me?
Doug
Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought
at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get
your beer free.
Bob
It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence
set in cases in law, eh?
Doug
So, like give us our free beer.
Attendant
You want free beer? Go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I
put the two of you in a bottle.
Doug
You sure you don't want to think this over?
Attendant
[seizing them both by their collars] I'm sure.
Doug
Ok, we're going.
Bob
Yeah.
Doug
See ya.
[Everybody in store ridicules them]