miller Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 It's never the initial moment you fart, it's the next time you bend over or crouch etc where the push of air hits you in the face! Lol. Usually once you've already forgotten about the fart haha.
Terry Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 one piece floater suits are worst not that my .... .....
FloatnFly Posted November 5, 2014 Author Report Posted November 5, 2014 anything that directs air upwards.....is most certainly a bad thing
Rod Caster Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 I've ripped off my snowmobile helmet before....
ketchenany Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 one piece floater suits are worst not that my .... ..... As you are in line for a Timmies not a good thing!
BillM Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 I think it's the combination of farts and sweating all day, then finally taking them off that's almost keeled me over at the truck before, lol!
ketchenany Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 A night of icefishing is also a killer!
bigugli Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 It's why I have the warmest shack on the ice LOL
Old Ironmaker Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 If it's only gas that is expelled from the intestines that's not bad at all. Think twice before letting one rip in those rubber chastity suits, it might be a wet one, then you have a real problem my friends, a real messy problem. Gives a entire different meaning to float fishing.
FloatnFly Posted November 5, 2014 Author Report Posted November 5, 2014 If it's only gas that is expelled from the intestines that's not bad at all. Think twice before letting one rip in those rubber chastity suits, it might be a wet one, then you have a real problem my friends, a real messy problem. Gives a entire different meaning to float fishing. lol i have had to drive home with no pants before. what i thought was a fart, wasn't a fart...
BillM Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 lol i have had to drive home with no pants before. what i thought was a fart, wasn't a fart... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The important question is though....How long did you fish after the 'mistake'????
ketchenany Posted November 5, 2014 Report Posted November 5, 2014 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The important question is though....How long did you fish after the 'mistake'???? he went looking for the 'bear' in the woods and couldn't find him and left!
FloatnFly Posted November 6, 2014 Author Report Posted November 6, 2014 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The important question is though....How long did you fish after the 'mistake'???? lol i went home was the end of 13 hours of fishing
davey buoy Posted November 6, 2014 Report Posted November 6, 2014 lol i have had to drive home with no pants before. what i thought was a fart, wasn't a fart... We call that a shart !! .I think we have all been there .
Old Ironmaker Posted November 6, 2014 Report Posted November 6, 2014 No pants, on the 407. Listen Constable, Sir, I mean Mame no Miss oh geesh, I really was fishing.
FloatnFly Posted November 6, 2014 Author Report Posted November 6, 2014 LOL was hoping not to get pulled over. Want to step out of the vehical sir, ummmmm no, i really don't
outllaw Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) do it in ac rowd then stare at someone else. any one got a lighter??? Edited November 7, 2014 by outlaw
FloatnFly Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Posted November 8, 2014 just don't put on the waders after a turkey diner.........
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