Roy Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 You arrive at your fly-in destination and they tell you that your walleye guide will be 'Abdul' OK...you guys have lots of them I know... your turn.
Greencoachdog Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 (edited) ... when you feel like your feet are in mud and there is an extremely foul stench coming from inside your waders!!! Edited April 21, 2007 by Greencoachdog
Daplumma Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When the plumber looks at your plumbing problem and says "I ain't never seen anything like that before"and takes out his camera phone and sends the pics to his brother.
PatrickGG Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 (edited) When visiting relatives that live in a apartment building not realizing you are on the wrong floor and open the wrong apartment door and see two girls making out on there couch OPPS! wrong apartment, SO whats for dinner? Edited April 21, 2007 by PatrickG
Greencoachdog Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When visiting relatives that live in a apartment building not realizing you are on the wrong floor and open the wrong apartment door and see two girls making out on there couch OPPS! wrong apartment, SO whats for dinner? Clams!
Crazyhook Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When you get in a cab and he tells you his name is Mike
Crazyhook Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When visiting relatives that live in a apartment building not realizing you are on the wrong floor and open the wrong apartment door and see two girls making out on there couch OPPS! wrong apartment, SO whats for dinner? seriously where are the pics???
danc Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When you are fishing the entire day down wind from TEP.
Joey Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 You have to stand on a phone book to look Roy in the eye!
huntervasili Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 (edited) while fishing in your new neoprene waders you are so relaxed and over come by the swift flowing water that you somehow end up wading in warmer waters Edited April 21, 2007 by Bill Parker
Big Cliff Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 You are sitting around talking about how times have changed and you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!)
Roy Posted April 21, 2007 Author Report Posted April 21, 2007 Cliff...we already have that. Get with the program!
Nemo Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Somebody says "Relax I'm a professional".....LOL "The bite was really hot last week." "Who told you that the system would do that?" "You scheduled your fishing trip for what week" "Do you have a minute I need to talk to you privately"
tjsa Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 Art and Joe invite you to stay in their cabin at Lakair , then tell you a few months later that you would be sharing a bedroom with dawg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Handlebarz Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 TEP picks ya up and give you his friendly greeting for the first time
Handlebarz Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 When you get in a cab and he tells you his name is Mike Hey now I dont drive a cab and I speaks good english
Hookset Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 from this morning....... When you reach down to put your socks on and can barely reach your feet, then realize you're out of breath cuz your gut has blocked your breathing. Boy do I need to lose weight, need to fit into my Speedo this summer (ewwww). Hookset.
Greencoachdog Posted April 21, 2007 Report Posted April 21, 2007 You're getting a Prostate exam and realize the Doctor has BOTH hands on your shoulders!
ryanheritage Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 some one posts something about global warming and I see it..... ..........Your blind date Michelle, stands up to pee.
express168 Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 Your wife says " I just want to change the paint colour in that room"
Clampet Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 The doctor tells you, you have a day to live, and he's 24 hrs late tellin' ya.
GbayGiant Posted April 22, 2007 Report Posted April 22, 2007 (edited) You fall into a barrel of boobs and come up sucking your thumb. Edited April 22, 2007 by GbayGiant
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