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I've been a regular at KFC my entire life..

by far my favorite fast food.......

 

Randy

:canadian:

 

 

Seriously? I would have NEVER guessed. With a physique like that I always thought GoodLife, Bow Flex, or 1000's of hours in the home gym?

 

That's it! I'm giving up on exercicse and spending more money at KFC. Maybe one day I'll look as good as you, Randy.

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Around here KFC is better know as Kentucky Fried Rat......but now Randy has proven they use some kind of creature that has feathers....So now I'm thinking Cormorant too.... :o ....heck, that could be our answer to the cormorant problem....Randy how many times a week do you go to Kentucky Fried Cormorant ? ? ? :rofl2:

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Now if only I could get a bone in a Fillet-O-Fish at McDonald's I'd have'r made .. And a mouse in my Molson Ex bottle

 

Study the below Randy, I'll be Doug, you Bob and we'll stroll into KFC together... see what happens.

 

[sCENE FIVE - Beer store]

 

Bob

What's going to happen if this plan doesn't work, eh?

 

Doug

The old man will boot us out of the house and we'll have no place to

sleep, eh?

 

Bob

Yeah, I can live in this van, eh? I don't need...

 

Doug

Take off! You need money to live or you'll starve!

 

Bob

Well this plan sucks, I'm not going in.

 

Doug

You are, too, or I'll tell the old man you gave away his beer money.

 

Bob

Ok, ok...you boss me around...

 

Patron

Morning George! [buys beer and walks off]

 

Attendant

Well?

 

Doug

Elsinores.

 

Bob

Twelve!

 

Doug

Twenty-four, yeah, twenty-four Elsinore beers.

 

Attendant

Twenty-four Elsinore! That will be $14.70.

 

Doug

I believe there will be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.

 

Attendant

Excuse me?

 

Doug

Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought

at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get

your beer free.

 

Bob

It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence

set in cases in law, eh?

 

 

Doug

So, like give us our free beer.

 

Attendant

You want free beer? Go to the brewery. Now get out of here before I

put the two of you in a bottle.

 

Doug

You sure you don't want to think this over?

 

Attendant

[seizing them both by their collars] I'm sure.

 

Doug

Ok, we're going.

 

Bob

Yeah.

 

Doug

See ya.

 

[Everybody in store ridicules them]

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If we want a good bird and don't feel like cooking one....we get a whole roasted chicken from Sam's Club....$4.88 and the bird is HUGE and delicious.... clapping.gif...takes the wife and me 2-4 days to finish it off.

 

 

Hey Bob i thought you were a E.T.A.W.N.C. kinda guy ?

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