tb4me Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 if you have to fruit your beer... time to reapply im afraid...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Caster Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You have someone else sharpen your knives or you've never stuck your head in an icy cold lake after havin one too many pops the nite prior Now that is a good milestone post haha Your card gets shredded the first time you say "this partridge meat tastes too gamey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymike Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I am screwed on so many levels.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimace Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you don't fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Even if you have done everything on this list, and enjoy doing so, your mancard is irrevokeable if you are able to sit by your loved ones and share and support them in thier pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymike Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Get One $6 is not bad....gettem while they are hot!!! Edited May 13, 2011 by MuskyMike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You dye your hair, trim, your armpit hair, goto a salon and not a barber. Say bye to your card! Ya dont trim your pits,.....ya SHAVE them.. Did i just say that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitespinnerbait Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you Pee ( before ) you get in the Shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you Pee ( before ) you get in the Shower and that right there is why I shower before my wife. shhh, she has no clue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you have to say 4" and 12345 little ticks!!! GO HOME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 and that right there is why I shower before my wife. shhh, she has no clue... She will soon Geoff, i garantee it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimace Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) and that right there is why I shower before my wife. shhh, she has no clue... If you stay away from asparagus and excessive red meat there is no reason to believe she will ever find out. Edited May 13, 2011 by Grimace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 if you shower alone so you can pee...youve been revoked also if anyone in your life has EVER referred to you as a "yuppie" you were blacklisted from ever getting the application for the Man Card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew_10 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) If you put gloves on to pump gas, bye bye man card. (I've seen it done, for real). Edited May 13, 2011 by Drew_10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctdd2006 Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 She will soon Geoff, i garantee it Any slime??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 If you wont go on a fishing trip because there is no shower or toilet with running water . if the lake water is to cold and you think your the only one who thinks the out house is gross. And rednecks scare you. NO MAN CARD FOR YOU!! Go back to your wine and goverment funded theater.,.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Any slime??? I'll send my Man Card back right away by Puro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You wear rubber gloves to do the dishes. (Insert picture of Joe and the pink gloves here Wayne) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I had a first hand offender situation tonight....dude walks into bathroom just inront of me, and takes the middle of three urinals; a clear violation of urinal etiquette. I, knowing proper urinal etiquette, then make the decision to use a stall to piss. Your man card will be revoked if you do not know, and practice, URINAL ETIQUETTE. He is a flamer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) You wear rubber gloves to do the dishes. (Insert picture of Joe and the pink gloves here Wayne) Okay... Edited May 13, 2011 by irishfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerr Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 if you write man card jokes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Okay... :rofl2: :rofl2: Great thread Joe! Thanks Wayne! Edited May 13, 2011 by fishnsled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 LOL.. I may not be at home, or be able to get my email, but I do have access to my own website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 LOL! Joe may regret starting this thread. Priceless Wayne, just priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Ironic the original poster now has a life time ban after that evidence. LMAO seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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