mercman Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I don't know Paul.. maybe he's just a poser considering he says . Maybe "he's" just pretending to be a man !! NO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Way !!!!!!!!!! Dang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikeMolester Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I'm living on an island in the middle of Eagle Lake for the next 5 months...does that gimme any points at all for my "man card"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Depends on whether you're giving or getting???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikeMolester Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 A man has to be pretty secure in his manhood and love fishing a heck of a lot to leave Montreal babes for the summer and spend it with a bunch of dudes on an island just to be able to catch some fish. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 You should probably listen to the song "I'm just a guy" by Brad Peisley. Then you'll know what a man does and doesn't do. Most of those things on your list are not manly at all, seriously? $300 jeans, pedicures? I really hope you forgot the sarcasm imoticon or that you're actually a girl pretending to be a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Is "south" the new direction for this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Also, combinations of colours followed by the sufix "ish" are permissible. eg. turqoise = greenish-blue Men only see 8 colours. The 8 you find in the basic crayon box.Salmon is a fish not a colour. "ish' is grounds for revoking the card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Men only see 8 colours. The 8 you find in the basic crayon box.Salmon is a fish not a colour. "ish' is grounds for revoking the card. Is chartreuse one of them? I see a lot of chartreuse in my tackle box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 If you need flavored creamer for your coffee.... If you won't eat food because the seasoning just isn't right... If you need help making hamburgers because you don't like the feel of the meat... If you let the gas station attendant pump your gas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Is chartreuse one of them? I see a lot of chartreuse in my tackle box. That is one manly exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRIFTER_016 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 If you let the gas station attendant pump your gas... They do that? That would be sweet when it's -50 up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 IF YOU NEVER OVER LOADED YOUR PICK-UP TRUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Amazing how things change. In the time and place where I grew up, no real man would ever touch any kind of lager beer unless he was handing it to his wife. Lager was considered a ladies drink and a man drinking lager was considered a sissy. Real men drank ale and that's all there was to it. Of course, I can remember the day when if you were in a bar and asked for a "Blue", you got a Molson Stock Ale. Had a blue label with an anchor on it I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Amazing how things change. In the time and place where I grew up, no real man would ever touch any kind of lager beer unless he was handing it to his wife. Lager was considered a ladies drink and a man drinking lager was considered a sissy. Real men drank ale and that's all there was to it. Of course, I can remember the day when if you were in a bar and asked for a "Blue", you got a Molson Stock Ale. Had a blue label with an anchor on it I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Yep! That's the one. I poked back a lot of those at the Mansion House on the Danforth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted May 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 "The Wing Man" A man can have a wing man, but must choose the wing man very carefully; The wing man has many roles in this manly relationship not the least of which is to guide The Man during his weakest moments. Those moments include but are limited to; -chasing of the bush pig after having been overserved by himself or some thoughtless establishment -guarding the "flank" of the man, to ensure that the man stays a "manly" course HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave524 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Amazing how things change. In the time and place where I grew up, no real man would ever touch any kind of lager beer unless he was handing it to his wife. Lager was considered a ladies drink and a man drinking lager was considered a sissy. Real men drank ale and that's all there was to it. Of course, I can remember the day when if you were in a bar and asked for a "Blue", you got a Molson Stock Ale. Had a blue label with an anchor on it I believe. I was there back in those days, Labbatt's 50 outsold Labatt's Blue, probably Labatt's IPA even outsold it of course as mentioned Blue then referred to the Molson's Stock Ale and what we know refer to as Labatt's Blue was known as Labatt's " Pilsner ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Wow, thanks for the memory flashback. Found a few of these caps in my Dads old tackle box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehg Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 White males under the age of 55 must have some positive awareness of Ted Nugent's message, to retain thier man card. Or at least some vague memory of the first verse of this tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted May 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 White males under the age of 55 must have some positive awareness of Ted Nugent's message, to retain thier man card. Or at least some vague memory of the first verse of this tune. I'll second this! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 White males under the age of 55 must have some positive awareness of Ted Nugent's message, to retain thier man card. Or at least some vague memory of the first verse of this tune. White males under the age of 55 and older damn it and older ..must have some positive awareness of Ted Nugent's message, to retain thier man card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuskieWannabe Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Your man card is safe if you plan the birth of your daughter so she isn't born during any important fishing or hunting seasons and also plan you parental leave for the whole month of July to fish and ready the treestands. Check and check! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Your man card is safe if you plan the birth of your daughter so she isn't born during any important fishing or hunting seasons and also plan you parental leave for the whole month of July to fish and ready the treestands. Check and check! Wow!! Thats about the Manliest thing i have heard so far !!!Nice timeing dude ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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