aplumma Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Funny thing.... Chuck Norris did a demo at our high school back in 1977. We did not know who he was then but he sure was good at martial arts. Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Funny thing.... Chuck Norris did a demo at our high school back in 1977. We did not know who he was then but he sure was good at martial arts. Art but did he round house kick anyone? we all want to know! G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoil Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 but did he round house kick anyone? we all want to know! G. Chuck kicked EVERYONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLofchik Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cows and butter comes out. Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming that "Law & Order" are copyrighted names for his left & right legs. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing with his finger and yelling "BANG" In the back of the Guiness Book of World Records it states that every record is held by Chuck Norris, those listed are only the ones that came in 2nd. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, unfortunately he never cries, EVAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehg Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Chuck protects me while fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syn Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Happy birthday Chuck Norris He is 70 today. http://content.usatoday.com/communities/po...010/03/norris/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I guess no one wants to be the first to buy him his depends eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Depends rely on Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudzy Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 70 turns Chuck Norris today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Chuck Norris once got beat up by a girl scout on the way to a zamphire flute concert. Now give me a real hero like William Shatner he is the man!.He has survived no matter what is thrown at him he just keeps reinventing himself to fit the changing times. Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciceri Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Cuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyplayerz_14 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) OK, so it appears that Chuck is a wingnut, watch this: . Here's some more. Beck I 'spect to get roundhouse kicked upside the haid right some quick. Still down on the Norris, me. Edited March 11, 2010 by douG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radnine Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Chuck Norris tried to round house kick Randy-from-Sturgeon but Randy ducked it and came up swinging. He actually killed Chuck, then CPR'd him back to life and sent him packing with his tail between his legs. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdrifter Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. OH MAN that's good!! If I could add... Chuck Norris does not fish because the word fishing infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes catchin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_ast Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Horses are hung like Chuck Norris... Check this out, Chuck Norris's nemesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daryl0815 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, Chuck Norris chews bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckymcd Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 haha good stuff, chuck norris does not use a condom, because there is no protection from chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_fishburn Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Standing face to face with Chuck and he says keep it up and I'll kick you in the right side of your face with my right foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) Birds fly south becasue Chuck Norris went north, they continue incase he returns. As a child Chuck Norris wondered what the rest of the world was going to do with their lives. Hand sanitizer is Chuck Norris spit. Edited March 12, 2010 by Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigger Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 70 turned Chuck Norris yesterday. He didn't need to blow the candles out. He looked them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehg Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 OK, so it appears that Chuck is a wingnut, watch this: . Here's some more. Beck I 'spect to get roundhouse kicked upside the haid right some quick. Still down on the Norris, me. Seems like Chuck Norris is waiting for second coming of Christ, with loaded arms and a roundhouse kick to some face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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