misfish Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 With all the sad news latley, I thought a good chuckle was in order. Enjoy. The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store . To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Thanks I needed that today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherof3 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 hahaha that is a pretty good one. May actually have to get the wife off facebook long enough to read that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 HaHaHa..That"s the best I"ve heard in a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfisher Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Hahaha.. that's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keram Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazybum Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 So True. Was going to print it out for the wife but ... don't want to sleep on the couch tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Hardy, hardy, har, har Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 3rd floor Wives who loves sex, have money and willing to have your parents move in. 4th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in and will do your stinkin laundry. 5th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in, will do your stinkin laundry and wont cheat on your sorry b*** 6th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in, will do your stinking laundry, wont cheat on your sorry b*** and won"t ever tell ya that she once was a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 (edited) Perfect Chrome Hen Edited October 3, 2007 by Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowshep Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What if he loved the store so much he bought the company.Peace Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 3rd floorWives who loves sex, have money and willing to have your parents move in. 4th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in and will do your stinkin laundry. 5th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in, will do your stinkin laundry and wont cheat on your sorry b*** 6th floor Wives who love sex, have money, willing to have your parents move in, will do your stinking laundry, wont cheat on your sorry b*** and won"t ever tell ya that she once was a man. That's too much information, I hope you've never been on any of the higher floors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Good one braian !!!!!!!thanks for the laugh...LOL..LOL..LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelly Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 That is so funny! Thanks to the both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuchikubo Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Brian, thank you for the morning funny. Chrome Hen, that may explain a bit more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Good one Brian and nice addition there Chromer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Bunch of losers....LOL you know that thing that happens to us unique women...you know...the curse...the nasties from the dark side that take over us....well...that's me right now...and I am itching for a fight....any takers, huh..anyone brave enough to stand up to a crazy woman....well if you are...I just want you to know that after you blast me...I am going to cry and you will feel really really bad. Not to mention how really bad I am going to be feeling myself in a day or so, but right now...I don't give a carp. Happy Thanksgiving...just curious how many of you MEN will be cooking the turkey. Wives listen up....take control back and at least make the KING do the darn dishes...and get a massage too...or at least make him pay for one cuz we all know that he can't stay focused on the task. aaaaahhhhhhh I feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 (edited) Bunch of losers....LOL you know that thing that happens to us unique women...you know...the curse...the nasties from the dark side that take over us....well...that's me right now...and I am itching for a fight....any takers, huh..anyone brave enough to stand up to a crazy woman....well if you are...I just want you to know that after you blast me...I am going to cry and you will feel really really bad. Not to mention how really bad I am going to be feeling myself in a day or so, but right now...I don't give a carp. Happy Thanksgiving...just curious how many of you MEN will be cooking the turkey. Wives listen up....take control back and at least make the KING do the darn dishes...and get a massage too...or at least make him pay for one cuz we all know that he can't stay focused on the task. aaaaahhhhhhh I feel better now. Okay, stop walking or chewing...focus, focus, focus. The bird goes in the oven, the dishes go in the sink. And we didn't put the undercut under the counters to hide the dust, they were put there to accomodate womens feet to get closer to the sink. You know why wedding gowns are white?, goes well with the appliances. Now I'll retire to the bomb shelter. Oh ya, I do cook the bird. Somehow they don't understand that if you sleep in and don't get the bird in the oven early enough, cooking the bird at 5ooC for 2 hours does not equal 325F for 5 hours. Edited October 4, 2007 by Fisherman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 With all the sad news latley, I thought a good chuckle was in order. . To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. Seeing as how my wife reads this on occasion, I have to say that the third floor contains women just like her. Now I'm off the hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Seeing as how my wife reads this on occasion, I have to say that the third floor contains women just like her. Now I'm off the hook. uh hummmm....the third floor has never been visited...poor wife of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowshep Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 How many arguments do you guys think l win. Peace Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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