With all them boys wearing skinny jeans I often wonder if that is the direct result of smaller gonads.... definitly not much room in there for a full pack. Plus, how would they be able to run if a bear chased them with all that restriction. I agree with the OP, lets ban skinny jeans.
... seriously, this makes a good case for using minnows and worms instead of plastics, which is basically what they try to replace. If you ever have to defend yourself to an "articifial" fisherman this is how it would go..
Artifical guy: you need live bait to catch fish? pffft
you: Enjoy your tiny gonads buddy.
Articial guy:
you: That's right.