Roy Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he sneered down at me I thought..Wow, that's a little condescending...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 If he was a psychic it would be described as a small medium at large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Cliff Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Well, if he stole a calander he probably got 12 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Too funny Roy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 If he didn't have any money then he would be a little short..... Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lk Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 As a "little person",I find this thread extremely offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 As a "little person",I find this thread extremely offensive Don't take it personally. The OP wasn't trying to belittle you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) As a "little person",I find this thread extremely offensive LMAO,you havent met the dwarf I see. LMAO I gotz yer back brudder. Edited March 3, 2014 by Misfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 As a "little person",I find this thread extremely offensive Hey it ain't that bad. When it rains, I'm the last dude to get wet. But the real bonus is that I still can get on a bus at half price. There is a downside however....I have never in my almost 70 years been able to get on the really good rides at the exhibition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 There is a downside however....I have never in my almost 70 years been able to get on the really good rides at the exhibition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 As a "little person",I find this thread extremely offensive If you want to challenge Roy for the honor of being the residential Little person representative feel free to take a photo holding todays newspaper and a tape measure. But you better be really short to beat him. We mean no harm or disrespect Roy has earned the right to tell shorty jokes his small size and big brain/ heart has earned him more respect that people twice his size (5ft) Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lk Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 If you want to challenge Roy for the honor of being the residential Little person representative feel free to take a photo holding todays newspaper and a tape measure. But you better be really short to beat him. We mean no harm or disrespect Roy has earned the right to tell shorty jokes his small size and big brain/ heart has earned him more respect that people twice his size (5ft) Art Ok.removing my "cyber"foot from mouth,sometimes I can't stop being a smart "ash" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ok.removing my "cyber"foot from mouth,sometimes I can't stop being a smart "ash" You.ll get use to it. Some think they can get to me with their newfie jokes. I just say bring it. is that the best ya got? LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 no issues we hold a pretty tight rein on bashing here. Roy telling a shorty joke is as Brian says like a newfie telling a newfie joke. BTW Roy can tell those too.lol Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancur373 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 You.ll get use to it. Some think they can get to me with their newfie jokes. I just say bring it. is that the best ya got? LMAO Yup here too. Can't remember the last time someone tried to tell me one I haven't heard. I usually learn them a few lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinker Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Newfies tell the best newfie jokes.....shorties tell the best short jokes....its all good! S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I still remember the first time I met Roy - I walked up to him and said Hi, I'm...he cut me off looked me straight in the navel and said I know who you are. Then we had a beer together and told stories. He is a good guy, for a Quebec er, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Roy I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Newfies tell the best newfie jokes.....shorties tell the best short jokes....its all good! S. A Newfie is walking home kicking old bottles, when a genie pops out of one. "I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely." The Newfie says "Give me a beer that’ll never run out." A bottle appears in the Newfie’s hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth it’s still full. The happy Newfie continues walking home. The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!" "Oh," says the Newfie, "gimme two more of these then!" An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide in. The cops follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Ontarian in it. The Ontarian goes "meow!" and the cops go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats." They kick the bag with the Albertan in it, and he goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever." Then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it, and he goes "potato!" Edited March 6, 2014 by Misfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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