HTHM Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Subject: Important Health Notice The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 LOL This in no way, effects Waynes World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Wow i have been suffering from WORK for many years!! Now off to the "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter store" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 LOL This in no way, effects Waynes World. Why not.. I was into the BEER by 4pm ! WORK ended at 3:45.. and the best part of every day ended about 8:32 according to the call display.. thanks Marty ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 every day damn I need to speak to my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 (edited) Sometimes twice on Sundays Terry.. yes you'd better speak to her.. (or some buddy elses!) Edited November 13, 2010 by irishfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 They have a new, still experimental oral vacine on the market.Generic Infection Neutralizer(GIN) Works well straight or for older patients dilutes with Versatile Oral Disease Killer Absorber(VODKA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Why not.. I was into the BEER by 4pm ! WORK ended at 3:45.. and the best part of every day ended about 8:32 according to the call display.. thanks Marty ! LmAo! fix that with a nooner every day damn I need to speak to my wife ME TOO! Sometimes twice on Sundays Terry.. yes you'd better speak to her.. (or some buddy elses!) Not during sports!?!?!? Ok, it's a sport too BUT I need to get my wife on the same program! every other day just doesn't cut it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Well Geoff.. once you've been married for 28 years it might pick up for you!! Unfortunate for me that after all those years it's starting to taper off a tad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Well Geoff.. once you've been married for 28 years it might pick up for you!! Unfortunate for me that after all those years it's starting to taper off a tad..... Well it is going to be 11 years in the spring so I hope it picks up then, or before then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 They have a new, still experimental oral vacine on the market. An oral vaccine eh? What do they do, stab you in the tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 An oral vaccine eh? What do they do, stab you in the tongue? smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 (edited) Great,Just what I needed was another addiction. List of my addictions so far. WORK. CRUDE OIL. TAX. AIR. Edited November 13, 2010 by Tybo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted November 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 Great,Just what I needed was another addiction. List of my addictions so far. WORK. CRUDE OIL. TAX. AIR. You forgot Joey..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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