irishfield Posted March 26, 2010 Report Posted March 26, 2010 Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S. And bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked: "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollarsback." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing McGuinty's Harmonization Sales Tax Plan.
cheaptackle Posted March 26, 2010 Report Posted March 26, 2010 Wayne - are you sure this isn't a news item? Sho' nuf sounds like CTV to me! Michael
skeeter Posted March 26, 2010 Report Posted March 26, 2010 finally !!!!!!! now that explains the government... thanks wayne!
Jewelbee Posted March 26, 2010 Report Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S. And bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off. The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked: "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollarsback." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing McGuinty's Harmonization Sales Tax Plan. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup_anim: Edited March 26, 2010 by Jewelbee
Muskieman Posted March 27, 2010 Report Posted March 27, 2010 (edited) Does anybody wanna buy raffle tickets for a duck? I love it and I'm still laughing!! RFS Edited March 27, 2010 by Randy from Sturgeon
misfish Posted March 27, 2010 Report Posted March 27, 2010 Good one Wayne.LOL Instead of posting another,hereS a good one too. Grandma's Boyfriend: A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
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