Chuck Norris

[aplumma]

Funny thing.... Chuck Norris did a demo at our high school back in 1977. We did not know who he was then but he sure was good at martial arts.

 

 

 

Art

[Gerritt]

Funny thing.... Chuck Norris did a demo at our high school back in 1977. We did not know who he was then but he sure was good at martial arts.

 

 

 

Art

 

 

but did he round house kick anyone? we all want to know!

 

G.

[snoil]

but did he round house kick anyone? we all want to know!

 

G.

Chuck kicked EVERYONE!

[CLofchik]

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cows and butter comes out.

 

Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming that "Law & Order" are copyrighted names for his left & right legs.

 

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing with his finger and yelling "BANG"

 

In the back of the Guiness Book of World Records it states that every record is held by Chuck Norris, those listed are only the ones that came in 2nd.

 

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, unfortunately he never cries, EVAH!

[ehg]

Chuck protects me while fishing

[Syn]

Happy birthday Chuck Norris

 

He is 70 today.

 

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/po...010/03/norris/1

[Roy]

I guess no one wants to be the first to buy him his depends eh?

[Raf]

Depends rely on Chuck

[Sudzy]

70 turns Chuck Norris today.

[aplumma]

Chuck Norris once got beat up by a girl scout on the way to a zamphire flute concert.

 

 

Now give me a real hero like William Shatner he is the man!.He has survived no matter what is thrown at him he just keeps reinventing himself to fit the changing times.

 

 

Art

[ciceri]

Cuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[hockeyplayerz_14]

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

[douG]

OK, so it appears that Chuck is a wingnut, watch this:

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Here's some more. Beck

 

I 'spect to get roundhouse kicked upside the haid right some quick. Still down on the Norris, me.

Edited March 11, 2010 by douG

[Radnine]

Chuck Norris tried to round house kick Randy-from-Sturgeon but Randy ducked it and came up swinging. He actually killed Chuck, then CPR'd him back to life and sent him packing with his tail between his legs.

Jim

[highdrifter]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

OH MAN that's good!! If I could add...

 

Chuck Norris does not fish because the word fishing infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes catchin!!

[F_ast]

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris...

 

Check this out, Chuck Norris's nemesis

 

[daryl0815]

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, Chuck Norris chews bees

[chuckymcd]

haha good stuff,

 

chuck norris does not use a condom, because there is no protection from chuck norris

[fish_fishburn]

Standing face to face with Chuck and he says keep it up and I'll kick you in the right side of your face with my right foot?

[Harrison]

Birds fly south becasue Chuck Norris went north, they continue incase he returns.

 

As a child Chuck Norris wondered what the rest of the world was going to do with their lives.

 

Hand sanitizer is Chuck Norris spit.

Edited March 12, 2010 by Harrison

[Jigger]

70 turned Chuck Norris yesterday. He didn't need to blow the candles out. He looked them out.

[ehg]

OK, so it appears that Chuck is a wingnut, watch this:

.

 

Here's some more. Beck

 

I 'spect to get roundhouse kicked upside the haid right some quick. Still down on the Norris, me.

Seems like Chuck Norris is waiting for second coming of Christ, with loaded arms

and a roundhouse kick to some face.