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As you slide down the banister of life,

May the splinters never point in the wrong direction :thumbsup_anim:

 

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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As you slide down the banister of life,

May the splinters never point in the wrong direction :thumbsup_anim:

 

hahahaha

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Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

 

"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die."

 

"Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other.

 

"Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."

 

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone.

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A newlywed Irish couple arrived back from honeymoon in Connemara to move into their tiny new flat in Dublin.

 

"Care to go to bed?" Paddy asked.

 

"Lord Jesus Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean!

Next time, ask me in code - like, 'ave you left the washing machine door open' - instead."

 

So, the following night, Paddy asks his beautiful bride: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open tonight?"

 

"No I did not," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep.

 

The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged Paddy and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..."

 

"Don't worry," says Paddy. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

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A newlywed Irish couple arrived back from honeymoon in Connemara to move into their tiny new flat in Dublin.

 

"Care to go to bed?" Paddy asked.

 

"Lord Jesus Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean!

Next time, ask me in code - like, 'ave you left the washing machine door open' - instead."

 

So, the following night, Paddy asks his beautiful bride: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open tonight?"

 

"No I did not," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep.

 

The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged Paddy and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..."

 

"Don't worry," says Paddy. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

 

 

LOL...gotta love small loads.

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..and it didn't get better Dawg. My Great/great/great grandfather left Ireland during the famine, with his family... the youngest died in the Gulf of St. Lawrence and then he drowned polling a barge across Rice Lake!

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won't be as bad as the corn famine that could happen here.....aparantly they are predicting something similar here because we are too dependent on it....literally 80-85% of all our food products have some sort of corn based ingredient....

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