fishless Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 hello all happy st patty's day to you all.may the luck of the irish be on your shoulder all year.jamie
Bly Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 As you slide down the banister of life, May the splinters never point in the wrong direction Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Reef Runner Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Top o' the mornin' to ya'll Happy St. Patty's reefrunner
fishing n autograph Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 you know, they say that the Irish invented civilization....but they had a couple of guinness and forgot where they put it!
glen Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 They should make it a holiday. I am proud to be Irish. I will drink to that.
irishfield Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Can't do that Glen... first day I've worked in the shop in weeks ! LOL
TJQ Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 As you slide down the banister of life,May the splinters never point in the wrong direction hahahaha
Roy Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together." Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone.
John Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 A newlywed Irish couple arrived back from honeymoon in Connemara to move into their tiny new flat in Dublin. "Care to go to bed?" Paddy asked. "Lord Jesus Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'ave you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the following night, Paddy asks his beautiful bride: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open tonight?" "No I did not," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep. The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged Paddy and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..." "Don't worry," says Paddy. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
Tarzan's Jane Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 A newlywed Irish couple arrived back from honeymoon in Connemara to move into their tiny new flat in Dublin. "Care to go to bed?" Paddy asked. "Lord Jesus Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'ave you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the following night, Paddy asks his beautiful bride: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open tonight?" "No I did not," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep. The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged Paddy and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..." "Don't worry," says Paddy. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand." LOL...gotta love small loads.
Greencoachdog Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 POTATO FAMINE!!!... how about that for the luck of the Irish?
irishfield Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 ..and it didn't get better Dawg. My Great/great/great grandfather left Ireland during the famine, with his family... the youngest died in the Gulf of St. Lawrence and then he drowned polling a barge across Rice Lake!
fishing n autograph Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 won't be as bad as the corn famine that could happen here.....aparantly they are predicting something similar here because we are too dependent on it....literally 80-85% of all our food products have some sort of corn based ingredient....
irishfield Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Wasting corn, and raising it's price, to make Ethanol.. man are we getting off topic..again! LOL
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