SirCranksalot
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Notty is muddy right now. Might clear in a few days, unlike last year when the high levels and mud went on forever.
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Would it take a 90 Merc do you think??
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Will be less weeds again this year?
SirCranksalot replied to captpierre's topic in General Discussion
Less weed?? Maybe the price will jump?? I'd better phone my BC contact ASAP! -
Lac or ZEC?
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That's incredible. What a selfish expletive deleted &%$. No consideration for anyone else and their safety!
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My buddy and I are looking at this place near Massey as a possibility for June. I expect it will be a notch or 2 below fly-in stds, but one of my buddy's acquaintenances said it was a good place. Nearby Moose Lake sounds interesting. http://www.cutlerlakeresort.com/about-us.html
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What not to eat before ice fishing in a small hut!!!
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Could try to live trap them and use them for bait!? There was a thread on here about that, as I recall!
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Proof That The World Is Nuts! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia !) (Much worse than 'going blind!') *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute: Is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what?) Well,.... Not as great as Guam ! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for these tests?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of ???) (Did our Government pay for this research??) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) *~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Thank you all for reading this. If you need to reach me in the future, I will be In Guam !!!!!!
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I think CBC needs it to fill in a gap in their comedy programming!!
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I agree with the guy who caught him on video----time to let it go and move on.
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Can we pitch in and buy this guy a scale?
SirCranksalot replied to Dave Bailey's topic in General Discussion
Maybe we can get him a deeper net too!! -
If you Leaf guys intend to give your head a shake don't do it all at once----the rattling noise will be deafening!!
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That's getting a bit too personal, don't you think??
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Mine had its embarrassing moments! I was in a Starbucks Coffee today when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my releases to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod with headphones.
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My friend was complaining about all the money his wife "wasted" on quilting. So I asked him how it compared to the money he "invested" in lures! He said 'good point' and ended that particular discussion.
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Well, the thread title is "Poor Man's Filet Mignon" , after all!
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What 'signals' the true beginning of spring?
SirCranksalot replied to Beavertail's topic in General Discussion
Dog poop emerging from the snow!! -
People want to be treated with respect, or at least honestly. It's a 2 way street.
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If that is true my wife will live to a 'ripe' old age!!
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Drones aren't just for photo & video.
SirCranksalot replied to DRIFTER_016's topic in General Discussion
Good!! Better than listening to some guy drone on and on with his fish stories!! -
Maybe so, but it would be nice to see them charged and have their sorry asses dragged into court.
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This must be the ultimate in Nimbyism! Did they get some sort of "Super Nimby" pin for their efforts??
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My understanding is that's illegal in Ont. If there are 2 or more price stickers on an item the store is legally obliged to sell for the lowest unless the store can demonstrate that someone did label switching. There's a great opportunity here for someone who is motivated and has the time to .....I was going to say "look bad" but too late for that-----create a headache for Target.