Big Cliff Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Got up this morning and got a coffee, turned to walk over to the computer, dog had come to see what I was doing but I didn't hear her, tripped over the dog, coffee all over the kitchen floor. Dog got scared when I yelled and ran into the bedroom and jumped up on the bed and landed on Sue. Sue wakes up wanting to know what the hell is going on, (Sue doesn't like to be woken up early). Get everything cleaned up, make a new coffee (dog hasn't moved) get into my morning routine. I decided to clean up the Subaru today and get it ready to sell, decided while I was at it, might as well clean up the beer bottles and stuff in the garage as I had a job to do in town at 11:00. Got the empty beer bottles loaded in the Matrix then Sue decided she was going for lunch with her girl friends so she wanted the new car. Transfered everything from the Martrix (which I guess is now Sue's car) to the Versa, cleaned up the Subaru, in the mean time Sue left to go out for the day with her girl friends. Now here is where it gets interesting; I had taken the Subaru keys off my key chain and just had the Versa and Matrix keys on it. The versa keys were in the ignition, as sue left, she must have pressed the lock button on the Versa key fob. (don't ask my why, accident, habbit, I have no idea). Now my keys are locked in the Versa, Sue doesn't have her cell phone with her, I can't get to work for 11 or a second appointment at 3:00 Might as well just drink beer!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillM Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Drinking beer sounds like a good plan after a morning you've just had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_fishburn Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Make youself a nice clubhouse sandwich take a cooler of beer and go sit on your dock. Life is good. When sue comes home and asks what your doing just say, Sue I been thinking, man its great to be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThisPlaceSucks Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 hell, if i had a morning like that, and lived on water, i might be 3 or 4 deep by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I coulda came over and driven you to work Cliff, but me thinks you'd rather be fishing off your dock and enjoying that cold beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldphart Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 ~~~~HMMMM makes me wonder, dog jumps on bed wakes wife, she drives off and locks your vehicle doors, ~~~~HMMM sure sound like someone getten even, for the wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motv8tr Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Forget the beer, grab the boat and go fishing ...have the beer when you get back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Have a beer and then go find a coat hanger, but don't find one! Have another beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm going to lock my keys in my car ALL weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm going to lock my keys in my car ALL weekend! Right on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinker Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Well, you must be hammered by now Or having a nap LOL S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagle dad Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'D FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT I CAN SEE THE GRIN FROM MY HOUSE OHH DONT YELL AT THE DOG..SHE LOVE YA!!!!! AND IT WASNT HER THAT LOCKED THE DOOR BY ANY CHANCE ? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musky or Specks Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I think, therefore I beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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