Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) Most of us have heard the term "Man Card" and most of us have our own thoughts with regard to what constitute a punch out of said card... What are your thoughts on this subject? I'll start... A)If you have to put on gloves to either: put a worm on a hook or take a fish off a hook, you may need to re-apply for your man card B)If you at any time wear "Capri" pants, you will most certainly be asked to re-take the course and re-apply for your card. Got any others? HH Edited May 12, 2011 by Headhunter
splashhopper Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If u have more personal care products in the vanity than your teenage daughter does !
GBW Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 get someone to back your truck up to lauch your boat because you can't do it. cause you don't know how to back up with a trailer.
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If you find yourself sitting to Pee, then.....
Harrison Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 you ask for your steak cooked more then medium. or if you put anything near your mouth that says Mikes Hard. All I can think of right this sec, I'll have more...
Sinker Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If you have to ask permission to go fishing....well... If your dog only listens to your wife...... S.
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Posted May 12, 2011 you ask for your steak cooked more then medium. or if you put anything near your mouth that says Mikes Hard. All I can think of right this sec, I'll have more... LMAO! HH
Roy Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If your closet contains anything at all made of spandex......
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Posted May 12, 2011 If your closet contains anything at all made of spandex...... With the obvious exception of my well worn elephant underwear! HH
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If your closet contains anything at all made of spandex...... how do explain that little thing you were wearing last time i saw you
Raf Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 you ride on the back of a motorcycle/seadoo. scratch that you ride a seadoo
Raf Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) you drive a miata anywhere but a race track Edited May 12, 2011 by Raf
NAW Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 http://guyism.com/lifestyle/9-ways-to-get-your-man-card-revoked-in-2010.html There's a few good ones here...
Harrison Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) your going away for a guys camping weekend and you pack a mirror. or water is ok until the mountains are perfectly blue. or if a someone goes all in on a poker table and you respond with a whiny "Seriously....whyyyyy?" or you dance with your arms over your shoulders. This is fun HH, and yes Maureen I am still working on a new toon panel! Edited May 12, 2011 by Harrison
bushart Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 Ya can't open a beer with a lighter, screwdriver or anything else like that
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Posted May 12, 2011 You get a pedicure without a happy ending! HH
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 if you ask if this life jacket makes your look fat
GBW Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 No man should ever be caught with fruity scented soaps like raspberry or passionfruit. A bar of soap works just fine.
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Posted May 12, 2011 If a man is to marry, he will NOT do so during opening day of, Bass, Pickereye or musky. The question of Trout is still under review. This is not only for his benefit, but in consideration of his friends as well. HH
jedimaster Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If you know what the heck a Lu Lu Lemon is.
Headhunter Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Posted May 12, 2011 Any time you find yourself urinating in the snow, you MUST make an attempt to write your name. HH
Harrison Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) at any time while camping you dump bacon grease on purpose. or your a keyboard tough guy or you'll wait 6 weeks for back ordered waders casue they'll match your vest, in prime season. (intentional dig, lol).. Edited May 12, 2011 by Harrison
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Posted May 12, 2011 If you receive a greeting card from your proctologist for any occasion.
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