misfish Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 RETARDED GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
mercman Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 SOUNDS LIKE THE ART LINKLETTER SHOW....REMEMBER THAT ?
mercman Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 I'VE BEEN RETARDED FOR YEARS, I JUST CANT STOP WORKING,THATS ALL
Billy Bob Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 When you're RETARDED everyday is SATURDAY....
mercman Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 When you're RETARDED everyday is SATURDAY.... are you retarded Bob Congrats.
bigugli Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 When you're RETARDED everyday is SATURDAY.... And every Sunday becomes Mother's Day, if you know what I mean
Billy Bob Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 (edited) are you retarded Bob Congrats. Been Retarded for the last 8 years... Now I'm just looking for someone with a new boat so I can tag along...know anyone... Edited January 17, 2011 by Billy Bob
mercman Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 heck ya, we could enjoy being retarded together !!! You have been retarded for longer than me though
jim Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. LMWWAO!!{LM Wrinkled White A O!!] Edited January 18, 2011 by kipawa jim
mercman Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 And every Sunday becomes Mother's Day, if you know what I mean unless your well dressed then it becomes fathers who are real mothers day.
mercman Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 LMWWAO!!{LM Wrinkled White] if ya have wrinkles on yer butt, you need more IRON in yer diet
Billy Bob Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 heck ya, we could enjoy being retarded together !!! You have been retarded for longer than me though Oh, I thought you were busy running your own business...
mercman Posted January 18, 2011 Report Posted January 18, 2011 Oh, I thought you were busy running your own business... i am.....nothing to do with being retarded though
crossover Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 what the hell, why does this kind of offensive material get posted in the title?
mercman Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 what the hell, why does this kind of offensive material get posted in the title? sorry started out as a joke.....i guess we got carried away. My Appologies .
Terry Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 what the hell, why does this kind of offensive material get posted in the title? this is things that kids say you would have to really stretch to find it offensive but I guess there isn't much anyone can say without someone complaining...
Roy Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 Maybe it's just me but I have no problem with this thread at all. PM me Crossover if you want to discuss it.
a.cortellessa Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 Sounds like we have the next JK Rowling.. gotta love harry potter!
misfish Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Posted January 19, 2011 what the hell, why does this kind of offensive material get posted in the title? Since Im the poster of the thread and am a grandfather but not yet retarted take no offence of you comment,thank you. Hows the fish,n?
Billy Bob Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 Since Im the poster of the thread and am a grandfather but not yet retarted take no offence of you comment,thank you. Hows the fish,n? So, you are saying...NO Grandparents were harmed in any way...
Billy Bob Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 this is things that kids say you would have to really stretch to find it offensive but I guess there isn't much anyone can say without someone complaining... :good: :good:
skeeter Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 I'VE BEEN RETARDED FOR YEARS, I JUST CANT STOP WORKING,THATS ALL I'm not even going to comment on that one ! what the hell, why does this kind of offensive material get posted in the title? If you feel this way then you should find this 8 year old third grader, and tell him to grow up ! ( no offense meant.)
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