A lesson in logic

[Big Cliff]

Two Newfies, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar drinking beer.

 

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

 

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

 

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

 

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

 

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

 

'Yeah.'

 

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

 

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

 

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

 

'Yes, I do have a house.'

 

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

 

'Yes, I have a family.

 

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

 

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

 

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

 

'Logic? ' Doug says, 'What's that?'

 

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

 

'No.'

 

'Then you're a queer.'

[BUSTER]

Two Newfies, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar drinking beer.

 

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

 

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

 

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

 

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

 

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

 

'Yeah.'

 

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

 

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

 

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

 

'Yes, I do have a house.'

 

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

 

'Yes, I have a family.

 

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

 

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

 

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

 

'Logic? ' Doug says, 'What's that?'

 

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

 

'No.'

 

'Then you're a queer.'

[misfish]

Thats was the best Cliff.

 

Never met a queer newf,but if I did,I find a gal to set him "straight"

[muddler]

One of my neighbours has a weed eater that he has trouble turning off, so I guess he's on Viagra?

 

The other neighbour has two weed eaters, I thinks he's having a relationship with the checkout girl in the grocery store but his wife doesn't know.

 

Now I wonder what the difference is between gas, electric and battery weed eaters.

 

I love this logic.

 

muddler

[Roy]

I have two electrics and one gas. A threesome...as it were. All three are yellow and green.

[mercman]

do weedwackers count.......please say they do

[mercman]

I have two electrics and one gas. A threesome...as it were. All three are yellow and green.

 

 

so what your saying is, that you have a familly of foliage fowlers.Is that right

[bigugli]

 

Never met a queer newf,but if I did,I find a gal to set him "straight"

 

That's cause they all shipped out to Toronto.

[Terry]

I have a weedeater

 

 

 

but my wife doesn't like to use it

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have to use it myself.........

[spincast]

do weedwackers count.......please say they do

 

 

That would the single man's version... and don't tell too many people its a weed

[OhioFisherman]

LOL, great!

[skeeter]

Good one Cliff!!!!!!!!!

 

i have 2 weed eaters

a gas lawn mower

an electric lawn mower

a chain saw

and a snow blower

 

 

and i live in an APARTMENT BUILDING !!!!!!!!!!

[mercman]

You're so not Queer skeets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twocoda]

You're so not Queer skeets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

he will be when he has a garage sale at the apartment though ...