blaque Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 BIG misunderstanding..........this was clearly meant to be posted on another forum. As you can see this was directed to "OFC". This is "OFC".......ya see there is a "C" missing. Honest mistake , but sure did get everyones belts tightened!
bushart Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 I think he's protected under the young offenders act... .. also great to copy, edit for name(OFC) and paste ! I thought Lundboy left.. now we have two of them! C'mon Irish...ya had to use the "L" word
addy79 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the NSA, and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cuz I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area", 'cuz they don't give a crap. It won't be their kid over there, getting shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cuz they were pulling a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and darn' play slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the darn' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starving 'cuz every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better. I figure: damn it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected President. MATT DAMON
addy79 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 From an argumentative standpoint, I feel the validity of your points are diminished by the constant use of cliché catch phrases and metaphorical blurring without the presenting a whole lot of facts - how political In fact I’d call a lot of it sheer plagiarism. With that said, automatic complaint generators can be used to achieve the same thing in a lot less time. Plug in the organizational name into the box and go to town. well put MJL my thoughts exactly
Headhunter Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 To the O.P.. It's obvious that you are retaing water and it has affected your ability to create clear thought... may I suggest a trip up to Nipising, open the valve and release the water. Those folks could use all they can get! HH
walleyejigger Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 anybody know where i can get 3" berkley powergrubs, in pumpkinseed, not gulp, not bungee, not ribbontail, just the good ol' original, seems i cannot find them anywhere anymore, finally got a bait other than live that i truly believe in and it vanishes, hmmph, i'd buy a case if could find them thx a bunch
Mykester Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Posted May 14, 2010 What amazes me is so many of you thought this was legit.
kickingfrog Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 From todays Globe and Mail. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/facts-and-arguments/outsourcing-your-love-life-the-blob-from-the-deep-burglar-exits-upstage/article1568176/ Thought du jour “It is easy to fly into a passion – anybody can do that – but to be angry with the right person and to the right extent and at the right time and with the right object and in the right way – that is not easy, and it is not everyone who can do it.” – Aristotle
lookinforwalleye Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 When I see you humpin a turtle I thought you might be a bit off!!!
Vtucciarone Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 I agree with you!!! 100% never go to bed with your hip waders on, and when the moon is full don,t plant turnips.
chilli Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 Sorry bud but I must disagree. OFC does none of the things you suggest. OFC only facilitates these things by providing a venue. Your disdain for the website should be directed at it's users who are comprised of a wide crosscut of today's society. Your prescription for OFC is really what you desire to change in society in general. Have you tipped the balance with your contribution here on this visit or have you simply contributed to the culture you are repulsed by? There my friend is irony. May I suggest a solution for your dissatisfaction for the worlds population and their behavior? Either have your doctor fine tune your happy pills, blend in or never walk away from your computer without logging off or your jealous wife might pose as you and make you look
misfish Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 Am I the only one,that understands this rant???????
Big Cliff Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 Too many big words, not enough pictures for this old man!
Mykester Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Posted May 14, 2010 Sorry bud but I must disagree. OFC does none of the things you suggest. OFC only facilitates these things by providing a venue. Your disdain for the website should be directed at it's users who are comprised of a wide crosscut of today's society. Your prescription for OFC is really what you desire to change in society in general. Have you tipped the balance with your contribution here on this visit or have you simply contributed to the culture you are repulsed by? There my friend is irony. May I suggest a solution for your dissatisfaction for the worlds population and their behavior? Either have your doctor fine tune your happy pills, blend in or never walk away from your computer without logging off or your jealous wife might pose as you and make you look It will sincerely surprise some people to hear me say this, but under the label of "dishonest" are those, like OFC, who propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright quislingism. Here's how this thread works: I'll offer ideas and a theory to explain things. You bring your own experiences to bear on the matter of OFC's obscene remonstrations, supplementing them where necessary with information from this letter. Together we will make this world a kinder, gentler place. OFC keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that OFC has a problem not only with civil rights but also with the legal responsibility and accountability as to what is considered appropriate behavior, OFC seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that several things it has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how bloodthirsty tossers aren't ever dodgy. Okay, have you had enough of this thread? Good. Let's end it by reiterating that turning blusterers loose against us good citizens is considered de rigueur by OFC's peuplade.
Roy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Posted May 14, 2010 OFC seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that several things it has said have brought me to the boiling point. Good then go simmer for a while then cool off. Belligerently yours, OFC
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