OhioFisherman Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Good one Bubba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medmart Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Good enough ta git one a these.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Hilarious Paul, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyman Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 That was funny!!! I went upstairs and told my kids and they were howling too. Thanks. P.S. I sent it out by e-mail to a few lucky folk as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Didn't see that one coming....good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecxstriper Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Good one Paul. You even got my wife to laugh and see never laughs at any jokes I think are funny. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatherof3 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 I loved it! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 tee hee...think I'm gonna use that one. Luckily most of my friends are ugly so I can use it lots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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