A newlywed Irish couple arrived back from honeymoon in Connemara to move into their tiny new flat in Dublin.
"Care to go to bed?" Paddy asked.
"Lord Jesus Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean!
Next time, ask me in code - like, 'ave you left the washing machine door open' - instead."
So, the following night, Paddy asks his beautiful bride: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open tonight?"
"No I did not," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep.
The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged Paddy and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..."
"Don't worry," says Paddy. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."