"Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over last 5 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account valued can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money."
I think Alfred needs to brush up on his English before hitting send.....That's the longest sentence ever!
Wow just read DougG's reply. I take it back, Alfred is a linguistics master. It is Ms. Sandra Franken who holds the trophy for the ultimate bastar dization of the English Language.
P.S. Delete that crap now!
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