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  1. When does it not stink in whitby , lol
  2. Good job there N.W.A. this is what this place is all about , spread the word , fishing is a great way to get outdoors and meet some very good people . tho remember the first trip is free soon you will be loooking at those boats 9 hp ,30 is better 150 rocks ,15 feet ,20 feet , 35 , I need a washroom , rods and reels big baits little baits , we got ya , dont know anyone who OD'ed from his/her fishing addition , but I know many who are HOOKED . Pass it on we got to keep this thing going,. Great report NWA you the best . B
  3. Troy Landry-"Choot em' Lizabeth! Choot em' Liz!" -Elizabeth shoots alligator- Troy -" Pop goes the weasel!" Liz is Troys wife
  4. Most times in a post like this I can ussually find a joke or at least some silly thing to say . But I find this time I cant , Mike Terry is a great guy and has given good advise on this board for years , not the guy you want to fight with , he has said he agrees with you just not the meathod you are useing to convay your message .Before this gets locked ,muskie guys steelhead guys bass guys etc etc all love the fish they go after , lets just leave this at "IF YOU GO AFTER BIG FISH YOU SHOULD USE BIG TACKLE "no law says you have to , but if you want a chance to win your muskie rama , step up the gear . Hope I have not steped on any toes . Bruce
  5. The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable,

    a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

  6. Wayne it seams with the little flesh and bones I have not lost and with the people that cared for me Im still walking this earth . Hope your daughter is well (she is so blessed with such a great family)Tho we have never met I think of you alot and the strenghth you have given me may be whats keeping me going (never sell your self short ya the man ). I have no coice but to find the fun in all and am so blessed that some one who has never met me still cares .Keep giveing Bro there is a great place in heaven for you and terry and tj etc. etc. hope I make it so we can party , spend most of my time between home and the riverdale rehabilitacion hosiptal now but hope one day for me you terry ,misfish , gbw , and damn any other OFC'er that wants in (hate to miss names so if I didnt mention you are in )headhunter i will supply guitars. before i go please tell me it will happen , you guys and gals are the best . Bruce
  7. If you cant get the boat in reverse , at least take it out of gear , strong salmon going south boat in gear going north = ouch . I allways have at least 250 -500 yds line on my reels but when I have a big hit I allways take the boat out of gear untill we see which way the fish is going and than I try to turn the boat to chach up . I run 8 lines + most days so doing this will mess up other lines but if its a biggun we can allways untangle .Most so called long runs is the boat in gear going one way fish goig in the other direction . at least taking the boat out of gear will lesson the run getting the boat into reverse will save the fish .
  8. Tb4me you got it right this is so sad , Ok to wreck local enconmies ,pay people less than a living wage but SAVE THE FISH , DUHHHH , I have never bought anything in a wallmart and I will never do so now for sure . Buy local save your neibors not some pennys
  9. Terry me thinks you got it so right . If only , his mother should have taught him to share .
  10. Last night,my wife my son and I were sitting in the living room talking and with my recent health problems I said to them , 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my glass of scotch.
  11. Wish , If I could I would , nothing would make me happier than a day in a boat with you and Headhunter or anyone of the guys and girls, (and if Wyane would let me sit in his plane hot damn . I have somehow beat the grime reaper , but not with out much loss of flesh and more important bones . As little as is left of me misses you all , Joe , GBW , and most of all WHyane (Irish) , so many and so little typeing skills please all who know me know I love ya just cant type a list ccmt etc. etc., (a man kind of love ,none of that gay stuff ,not that there is anything wrong with that ,well maybe a little but ya all know its good)Gerritt is just so so hot (kidding bro)reading all the missed posts wish I was a part, solo you still knock me out ,TJ you have given alot of great people a chance to come together (wow a group orgasm)and enjoy . I cant even start to type all the names of the great people here , Beans theres another name Im dropping , hope ya all is well , Billy Bob I love ya more than most , and if holdfast is still around your my fav redneck. Dont know how long Ive got but whaT LITTLE IS LEFT WILL BE SPENT CHECKING IN HERE . wHAT A GREAT BUNCH OF PEOPLE . bRUCE
  12. One time, I got a dog and named him Stay, and ever day I would say, "Come here, stay!" Eventually he just went insane.
  13. Alcohol and calculus dont mix...Dont drink and derive.
  14. With help I hope you got my answer to your pm Wayne lord knows I tried many times , if not thank you so much for your kind thoughts , at least i did not get the you have made an error screen . Hang in there your overdue for some good .
  15. TEN90 , come on CUS you dont remember me, after we was seperated at the orphange Ididnt think we would see eatch other again,the nice people from the boneless chicken farm adopted me , was a hard life pinning up all those chicks all around the place but the bigger ones made soft how do you say teddychickens, hope things worked out better for you . Im so glad you BOTHERED to speak out to me . My sister (your aunt) mother is haveing a boneless turkey dinner for christmas hope to see ya there , thats if you Bother to show up .
  16. The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the questions that have bothered him to the last day of his life, knowing he will never get the answers Damn Now Im bothered I cant remember who said this
  17. With her inner strength, coupled with the love of her family , all will be well Wayne . Im in and out at the hospital all next month , gonna keep my eyes out for you and yours , hope we get to meet soon (sorry that is under these times). I dont know why a great family like yours is being tested so , but in my heart I know good will allways win ,so keep the chin up , you have put in so much time on the side of what is good to have any bad beat ya . My prayers go out to you and yours every night , be strong . Bruce
  18. Coffee snot all the place , lmao
  19. Too many gaint carp and silvery steels left for you to catch . Your strength and positive attude is an inspiration for us all . Take care and you will be back in your church in no time .
  20. "I'm bothered therefore I am" Guess there were not any baby seals around .
  21. To have to go to food bank this time of year is so so sad , seams everyone wants to talk about scammers and laze abouts , good people have very bad things happen to them to . Hope your helper gets back what he gives , Karma guys , no matter how bad things seam you give what you can and it will come back ten fold , sorry to hear about you getting stuck but than you got to meet a great guy . The world works in funny ways .
  22. Brian its funny you should bring this up , as I get older I have been looking back and sometimes I'm getting "the not what it used to be blues".I was talking to a group of new guys at work the other day and I told them when I started the job (long long ago lol) I was makeing 3.10 an hour (the new guys are makeing 15X that), had two children ,my wife did not work (I mean for pay ,she worked her but off takeing care of children and our home)I (we) had a car (not new but it got us around) a home (we sold it after 40 years for 450,000 K we paid 37,000 k , it was in the beaches area of T.O. )and we got out into the country every chance we could .We didnt have much but we always ate well and spent time together now I see my children stressed out all the time , both parents have to work and its "we need this we need that can you help me out dad " and their children (i love my grandkids BUT!!) I want this and I want it yesterday!!! . I know there is lots that has improved but for this old guy "BRING BACK THE GOOD OLD DAYS , WHEN I DIDNT NEED A LOCK ON MY DOOR , AND MY NEIGHBORS WERE MY FRIENDS . I so much miss when we would sit down to a meal with family and friends and the talk and followship we shared , now its grab a slice of pizza on the run and stress stress stress , bring back the old times maybe we didnt have as much as now , BUT WHAT WE HAD MENT SOMETHING . a tear in my eye , YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL ITS GONE . B
  23. CT scan done now Im waiting in line for mri , sad sad place Im at (Princess Margaret Hospital) Im old but to see the children , so so sad . At least theres a internet cafe on a small street behind hospital so I can at least view some fish porn at OFC . So here is some silly museing on a sad raining TO day .... I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still very high on the list. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-witch. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one out of 5 enjoys it? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do? I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. You’re never too old to learn something stupid. I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a witch. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an excellent person. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.” Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score? If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child At last but not least (my fav) "Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one". Hope it helped out some peoples day , I know it did mine B
  24. mine and my familys prayers go out to you . Hope all goes well and you will be up and about battleing all those big fishes soon . Good luck too a great guy . B
  25. Good afternoon Speil , nice day think I will go take a walk along the harbour and see if I can hook up with a pike or two .
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